dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 I do... but I'm out of batteries. Where did all the batteries go?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowena Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 I think they got 'borrowed' for the toys. Why don't toys come with batteries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Sometimes they come with the batteries, sometimes they don't Why aren't Barbie dolls anatomically correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Painful Retribution Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Because people think all humans have skin toned underwears that do not come off of their bodies. Why do they take out adult toys and test them for you at the stores? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Because they can. Bastards. Why shouldn't they be tested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Painful Retribution Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Because they never define "testing"... dirty! Why should they be tested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 As if we need a reason Why do we need explain things before doing them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Because if we don't a warning label has to go on it, and I don't think a jar of mayo needs one. Why are cats fickle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 because they get their balls cut off at such a young age. Why is pussy so great? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Because it is... Was I evading that question or was I just running from it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Running is cool Who doesn't love watching a woman run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Those who can only crawl Why the sky is blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Because brown was already taken. Is it time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Clobbering time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 My penpal GrimRippah said: " Not yet". Why is clobbering not Olimpic Sport? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Not sure, but curling is. what would you like to see as an olympic event? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 masturbating Think I could cum in fourth place like every good Canadian Athlete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 The honor of Canada is in your hands What are the rules for the competition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Fastest wins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Of course not! Stamina wins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Couldn't there be more than one event? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Anyone want to join me in the relay race? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Sure, care to explain the rules? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 I cum, you cum, I cum, you cum, etc. first one empty loses. Do I have much of a chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Nope, you'll run low before I get satisfied. So how many times will I have a go at before you run low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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