Guest echtrae Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Of course, you carry your voice with conviction. Should I have doubted you? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Never. Are you by nature a doubting person? Quote
redsliver Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 doubt and skepticism are requirements for learning. How else would you question everything? Quote
DarkCabaret Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 With a question mark and an empty glass bottle! Why are question marks so curvy? Quote
redsliver Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 because curves are sexy You don't like sharp edges do you? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Only when I need to cut across the topic. What's the best way to cut across a topic? Quote
redsliver Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 with a Damascus folded steel scimitar. What shall I ask of you? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Anything that pops into your mind. Can you come up with a good zinger? Quote
quamp Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Only if you set me up with a good joke. So what's a good joke to do? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Correct! But what would that punchline be? Quote
DarkCabaret Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 That aliens are over-throwing the earth and making all men their slaves. Why is it most aliens are said to probe humans instead of animals? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Probing the humans has the possibility of reciprocating. Why the probing anyways? Quote
redsliver Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 because it's more hands on than X-Rays and other imaging Why only pick up confused rednecks? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Because the beer in one hand and the Sear's Catalogue in the other gives little credence to their accounts. Why is it red necks are attracted to shiny objects like fishing lures and glitter finishes on bass boats? Quote
quamp Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Well, it's because fish are attracted to the same thing. Why is it when a yankee writes a southerner, the yankee has the southerner saying y'all when referring to a single person? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Because some of us in the Deep South tend to think ya'll encompasses both singular and plural forms of address. Why is it I live in an area that is prone to tornados? (Yup - yet another warning to sneeze at) Quote
Shaduan Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 I blame Helen Hunt. Is it All Glomping Day yet? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Posted April 25, 2007 Only in sub-tropical regions Any weather in your area? Quote
DarkCabaret Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 Meh some rain ..... Why does rain make everything so wet? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 Because if it's like my area it cleans all the trash before the tornado takes it all away. Why am I craving a sausage sandwich right now? Quote
quamp Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 Good question... hmm... when was your last period? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 That is for me to know and you never to find out. Honestly - did you expect me to answer that question any other way? Quote
DarkCabaret Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 Possibly ... Why do I have to go to the doctor for this stupid ear infection?! (I'm not even seeing my regular doc.) Quote
StoryJunkie Posted April 26, 2007 Author Report Posted April 26, 2007 because you'll go deaf if you don't! Ever been deaf? Quote
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