The People Above And Below You

[redsliver]

^ Stereotypical, with at least as much sex as the Blur song.

< Blur! Another band I hadn't added to my mp3 player yet.

V remembers the video for Coffee and TV with the loveable adventuring milk carton.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has some good taste in music!

< Is not sure she wants to be watching the episode of Friends that she just came across... Its the one where Pheobe has the triplets.

V Says it won't be that bad cuz < is only having one, not three.

[redsliver]

^ is still in training for triplets, going with the single first and twins next, fraternal and then identical, and finally triplets.

< wishes ^ good luck and lottery tickets.

V thinks the odds are in her favour that it won't happen

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has overblown ideas of how many kids < is going to have!

< Knows that the chances of having so many babies are definitely against me, but that's totally alright with me!

V Thinks that many multiple births would get someone in the Guinness Book of World Records

[redsliver]

^ world record holder to be

< likes the stout more than the book

V not one for black beers

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is dead wrong!

< Is looking forward to the Guinness a day while breatfeeding thing... even if < isn't breastfeeding.

V thinks that's a horrible idea, drinking while breastfeeding, and is off to do some research on that one!

[redsliver]

^'s baby's going to be drinking White Russians.

< thought drinking started early out here!

V future mother of The Dude.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Would know, if he ever met my husband that the chances of that are... very good.

< Knows that the nutrients in Guinness (esp. high iron content) and it's lower alcohol content can help the production of breast milk, and some women are told (by their doctors!!) to drink a small glass of Guinness three times a day.

V Is shocked and amazed.

[redsliver]

^ has an excuse to drink

< has never needed an excuse

V has never watched the smurfs drinking everytime she hear the word smurf

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Hasn't been around for the annual cartoon bender.

< Gets together with some friends and watches a different cartoon every year and gets just hammered.

V thinks that's a great plan.

[redsliver]

^ shares a disturbingly accurate tradition with me.

< most recently got drunk to the old Legend of Zelda cartoon.

V "Looking good princess, especially from up here!"

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has a thing for animated royalty!

< Notes the the last annual cartoon drunkfest was to the X-Men cartoon.

V Can imagine how well that went!

[zhie]

^ Was offered a spot in Professor X's team, but decided to join the Justice League instead.

< Really wants another caramel hot cocoa, but is too damned lazy to get up and make one.

V Is planning to write the definitive guide to cartoon drinking games.

[redsliver]

^ should learn that any drinking game should never have its rules in writing, in case you end up in front of a judge later.

< has yet to end up in front of a judge due to shenanigans.

V came very close.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has evaded the law successfully

< hasn't always been quite so successful

v hasn't gotten caught for their hijinks

[redsliver]

^ is less ninja while drunk than <

< master of having friends bail < out after < calls some Hell's Angels a bunch of pussies.

V is unsure of how < is still alive.

[Guest echtrae]

^ a wild one

< is certain to have been someone that < would have partied with ^

< only got caught when someone else screwed up

v has more reliable friends than < seemed to have had upon occasion

[redsliver]

^ is luckier that ^ thinks with friends.

< tries not to get as blitzed as < used to because < doesn't want to accidentally find the limits of how far my friends will go.

V thinks < should cut back for other reasons.

[Guest echtrae]

^ needs to find ^'s own reasons for cutting back

< did find reasons for cutting back quite some time ago

v is curious as to the reasons, but only momentarily

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has wonderful reasons < is sure.

< Has a very good reason for stopping all together... at least for the time being.

V Thinks it must be hard to give up all bad habits at once.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^ is right

< has many bad habits that < wants to break

V has some too

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Will break the bad habits.

< Broke all the dangerous ones already, and had decided to keep the ones that aren't going to kill me!

V Wants to know what these non-lethal bad habits are.

[taker]

^Doesn't realize I don't give a damn about habbits, all mine are bad and can EASILY be lethal.

<Doesn't give a shit.

VWants me ot post pictures of my nakedness

[redsliver]

if ^ is offering

< wonders how Taker's nun-hoods can be both bad and lethal.

V has a thing for hot nuns.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is projecting his own fantasies onto others again.

< Should really be doing laundry... but can put it off a little while longer.

V Thinks that procrastinating is evil.