dazzledfirestar Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 ^ knows of my weakness for sorded tales. < Is glad Keith had made a return. V Wasn't around with Keith the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 ^ has a morbid fascination for sordid tales < was not around when Keith was around v was around with Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 ^ Is correct. < Is trying desperately to inspire herself with movies and cartoons... and is failing miserably. V Knows something that might help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 ^ You could try some of my fandoms... just click my name. ^ You could also try Silverfox-Chan's story How do you Destroy Writer's Block? < Rarely has writer's block... usually, I have more ideas than I can act on at one time. V Really wishes < would have a long episode of writer's block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 ^ Doesn't deserve such a thing! < Is enjoying the Sweeney Todd soundtrack for the hundredth time since hearing about the movie, and singing along far too loudly for her neighbors taste. V Loves to torture neighbors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 ^ makes such unflattering accusations < likes to torture everyone V not a fan of torturing the elderly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 ^ Should respect his elders. < Thinks anyone other than the elderly is fair game. V Agrees completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ Apparently tortures the handicapped and the mentally or emotionally challenged. < Does agree, since < believes that the general public should laugh at themselves more often, especially since < is already laughing at them…err, < means with them. V Laughs only at people who are comatose and/or have large, hairy moles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ Nah. laughs at EVERYONE. < Does, however, make it internal laughter in certain neighborhoods V laughs at jokes that are not funny, just to keep others off balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ Now knows my secret. < Is aware that it is not a secret worth killing for. V Disagrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ Is right. < Agrees silent laughter is not a kill-worthy secret. V Has several kill-worthy secrets, but has not had to kill for them yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^Very true <Has a throwing hatchet with a heart in it named Cain vUnderstands the irony in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ Is being ver ironic, name wise. < Doesn't own any murderous weapons aside from the normal household ones. V Is wondering what qualifies as a normal household murderous weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ needs to be calibrated. Weapons aren't murderous, murderers are murderous. Weapons are just bloody cool (no pun intended). < has a halbred, ball&chain, blowgun, dirk, battleaxe, gunsword, sword, sword, blowgun, and kwang visible from where he sits. Oh, and an iron skillet, butcher's knife, pizza stone, wedding cake knife, and all the 'normal' household murdering tools. V needs to look up at least one thing on my list (probably the kwang). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ Realizes that a kwang isn't something most people would know about. < Has no clue what a kwang is. < Is guessing it's a martial arts weapon. V will illuminate < since google has failed to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ is in the dark and squirming with the desire...to know < likes the imagery < can tell ^ what a kwang is, but likes seeing ^ squirm with the desire to know v thinks that < is just doing this to get a rise out of ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Son of a.... ^^ and ^ were let down by google. And the company i bought it from no longer carries it. < owns a shiny replica of an african pygmy bush knife V wants to see the kwang on my wall: http://www.elephanticity.250x.com/size/kwang/kwang.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 ^ Has an very impressive kwang... < Is not going to stop giggling at that for quite some time. V Was waiting for someone to make that joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 No idea what ^ talking about. < has had people giggle at my kwang, my dirk, and thought my claim that my ball and chain was on a rack by the front door was a sexual/marital joke. I never get these jokes. V gets the jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 ^ Is correct about the jokes. < Has a soft spot for cheesy sexual jokes. V Thinks that's very immature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 ^ Wrong. < Knows that sexual jokes require a certain level of maturity. < Is going "Oooh, purty," over Keith's kwang. V Will try to find something sexual in that statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 ^ Is admiring Keith's kwang. < Is too tired to make any good jokes right at the moment. V Will forgive < but expects two jokes next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 ^ owes < two jokes of a sexual nature. < Will accept an orgy post in place of said jokes. V Will try to pay < with sexual favors instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 ^ Has faith in < < Will try to update the orgy some time soon... but it won't be the epic updates one expects from Red and Trae. V Will settle for a non-epic update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 ^ Knows < has low standards when it comes to orgy updates. < Only requires a basic competence with the language and some semblance of continuity. < Is incapable of epic updates. V Will argue with < about whether < is capable of epic orgy updates or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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