The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Doubts her epic abilities.

< Is a firm believer that ^ is much better at the epic updates than ^ believes and much MUCH better at them than <

V Is flattered... ?

[Nanaea]

^ Is correct.

< Is fattered.

V Is a ninja.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has very short answers...

<

V Is a far more accomplished ninja.

[redsliver]

^ has heard of <'s silent but deadly ninja-like exploits.

< a master of the SBD's. Can take out a whole room without warning.

V rolling eyes at the fart jokes.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a stinky pants.

<

V Thinks that was rather immature.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^ a little but found it damn funny anyway..

<is tired from cleaning her room

V has more jokes

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is unfortunately going to be disappointed.

< Is all out of jokes for the time being.

V Knows the jokes will return eventually.

[Keith Inc.]

^ is good for it, like a fat uncle at Thanksgiving, when you're too lazy to box the food, so you keep suggesting that he could finish off the potatoes.

< is in training to be that Thanksgiving uncle

V has never truly understood the whole 'dead bird to celebrate success at religious intolerance' thing

[quamp]

^ Well, that's because it's NOT about religious intollerance.

< Thanksgiving is an excuse to take a day off and pig out for everyone, or so it seems of late.

V Will drone on about the pilgrims and the Native Americans concerning Thanksgiving.

[redsliver]

^ doesn't know < very well, do ^

< Realises Thanksgiving is just another way to prove how slow Americans are. Seriously what's with celebrating an October holiday in November. America: A Retarded People's Nation.

V is Canadian and approves <'s message

[Nanaea]

^ has mistaken < for someone else.

< Is American.

V Feels sorry for <.

[redsliver]

^ pitied? That doesn't seem right. Feared, perhaps? Obeyed? Evolved? Wait maybe not Evolved. Might as well keep it for completeness sake.

< Heard Jet's Are you Gonna Be My Girl this afternoon and can't recall the title of the Iggy Pop song they are blatantly ripping off.

V will fill in my blanks.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Finally has the Canadian support he needs.

< Isn't going to be much good in the fight... but will do her best.

V Knows the fight will never end.

[redsliver]

^ didn't help < remember the Iggy Pop song. I think its from the trainspotting soundtrack, so I'm going to have to look it up.

< is off to look it up.

V missed the fight.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very musical.

< Is very full of medicore food.

V Knows that's what happens with the in-laws cook.

[redsliver]

^ needs more skilled In-Laws

< has happily downloaded Iggy Pop's Lust for Life

V "worth a million in prizes"

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Quotes wonderfully.

< Has nothing good to quote at the moment.

V Will shower us all with wonderful quotes.

[redsliver]

^ "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

< "I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

V Knows who said those.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has a lovely way with quotes.

< Has no clue at to who said either one of those.

V Will enlighten me.

[redsliver]

^ woody allen

< finds woody allen to be quite quotable

V prefer Mae West.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ "Anything worth doing, is worth doing slowly."

< Has always had a soft spot for Mae West.

V "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before."

[redsliver]

^ "Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

< Cannot Deny Mae's wisdom.

V "I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time."

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows of the truth in Mae's words.

< Is thinking it might just be bed time soon.

V "It's better to be looked over than overlooked."

[redsliver]

^ is right about it being time for bed.

< one last trip out to the driveway for me...

V will have hot dreams to compensate for the cold.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know that turning up the heat in the house will work better.

< Couldn't sleep...

V Thinks I should try again.