The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows of my weakness for sorded tales.

< Is glad Keith had made a return.

V Wasn't around with Keith the first time.

[Guest echtrae]

^ has a morbid fascination for sordid tales

< was not around when Keith was around

v was around with Keith

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is correct.

< Is trying desperately to inspire herself with movies and cartoons... and is failing miserably.

V Knows something that might help.

[quamp]

^ You could try some of my fandoms... just click my name.

^ You could also try Silverfox-Chan's story How do you Destroy Writer's Block?

< Rarely has writer's block... usually, I have more ideas than I can act on at one time.

V Really wishes < would have a long episode of writer's block.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Doesn't deserve such a thing!

< Is enjoying the Sweeney Todd soundtrack for the hundredth time since hearing about the movie, and singing along far too loudly for her neighbors taste.

V Loves to torture neighbors

[redsliver]

^ makes such unflattering accusations

< likes to torture everyone

V not a fan of torturing the elderly

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should respect his elders.

< Thinks anyone other than the elderly is fair game.

V Agrees completely.

[polywolly]

^ Apparently tortures the handicapped and the mentally or emotionally challenged.

< Does agree, since < believes that the general public should laugh at themselves more often, especially since < is already laughing at them…err, < means with them.

V Laughs only at people who are comatose and/or have large, hairy moles.

[Keith Inc.]

^ Nah. laughs at EVERYONE.

< Does, however, make it internal laughter in certain neighborhoods

V laughs at jokes that are not funny, just to keep others off balance.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Now knows my secret.

< Is aware that it is not a secret worth killing for.

V Disagrees

[polywolly]

^ Is right.

< Agrees silent laughter is not a kill-worthy secret.

V Has several kill-worthy secrets, but has not had to kill for them yet.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

^Very true

<Has a throwing hatchet with a heart in it named Cain

vUnderstands the irony in that.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is being ver ironic, name wise.

< Doesn't own any murderous weapons aside from the normal household ones.

V Is wondering what qualifies as a normal household murderous weapon.

[Keith Inc.]

^ needs to be calibrated. Weapons aren't murderous, murderers are murderous. Weapons are just bloody cool (no pun intended).

< has a halbred, ball&chain, blowgun, dirk, battleaxe, gunsword, sword, sword, blowgun, and kwang visible from where he sits. Oh, and an iron skillet, butcher's knife, pizza stone, wedding cake knife, and all the 'normal' household murdering tools.

V needs to look up at least one thing on my list (probably the kwang).

[Nanaea]

^ Realizes that a kwang isn't something most people would know about.

< Has no clue what a kwang is.

< Is guessing it's a martial arts weapon.

V will illuminate < since google has failed to do so.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is in the dark and squirming with the desire...to know

< likes the imagery

< can tell ^ what a kwang is, but likes seeing ^ squirm with the desire to know

v thinks that < is just doing this to get a rise out of ^

[Keith Inc.]

Son of a....

^^ and ^ were let down by google. And the company i bought it from no longer carries it.

< owns a shiny replica of an african pygmy bush knife

V wants to see the kwang on my wall: http://www.elephanticity.250x.com/size/kwang/kwang.htm

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has an very impressive kwang...

< Is not going to stop giggling at that for quite some time.

V Was waiting for someone to make that joke.

[Keith Inc.]

No idea what ^ talking about.

< has had people giggle at my kwang, my dirk, and thought my claim that my ball and chain was on a rack by the front door was a sexual/marital joke. I never get these jokes.

V gets the jokes.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is correct about the jokes.

< Has a soft spot for cheesy sexual jokes.

V Thinks that's very immature.

[Nanaea]

^ Wrong.

< Knows that sexual jokes require a certain level of maturity.

< Is going "Oooh, purty," over Keith's kwang.

V Will try to find something sexual in that statement.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is admiring Keith's kwang.

< Is too tired to make any good jokes right at the moment.

V Will forgive < but expects two jokes next time.

[Nanaea]

^ owes < two jokes of a sexual nature.

< Will accept an orgy post in place of said jokes.

V Will try to pay < with sexual favors instead.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has faith in <

< Will try to update the orgy some time soon... but it won't be the epic updates one expects from Red and Trae.

V Will settle for a non-epic update.

[Nanaea]

^ Knows < has low standards when it comes to orgy updates.

< Only requires a basic competence with the language and some semblance of continuity.

< Is incapable of epic updates.

V Will argue with < about whether < is capable of epic orgy updates or not.