The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has an uncanny talent for knowing who will post next!

< Is patiently killing time til hubby dearest gets home... which should have been an hour ago.

< Is getting slightly concerned.

V Is sure everything is fine.

[Nanaea]

^ Everything is fine. Trust me.

< Been there; (^) done that.

V Will post chapter 24 of the AFFO soon.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should go check that out.

< Posted earlier today.

V Is happy to hear it.

[Nanaea]

^ Must've posted that after < checked last.

< Is

< Should really look before < speaks/types.

V Will help < remove <'s foot from <'s mouth (fingers, keyboard? )

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Shouldn't feel bad!

< Would have done the same in ^s position.

V Has a brilliant plan to get < and Poly out of that stupid little room!

[Nanaea]

^ You wish!

< Is fresh out of brilliant plans.

V Will settle for a mediocre plan.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows about my desperation to get out of that bloody room!

< Has very low standards for the ideas that will do this.

V Has a crappy idea that they aren't sure of.

[Nanaea]

^ Has a low opinion of <'s ideas.

< Thinks that ^ could try squinting really hard.

V Is desperate enough to try it.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has wonderful ideas!

< Has a very high opinion of ^s ideas, but knows that crappy ones come to all of us.

< Is now working on a "There's no place like home" idea.

V Thinks that ruby slippers are necessary for that plan.

[Nanaea]

^ Needs Ruby slippers.

< Doesn't have any to loan ^.

< Needs to beta something for Trae.

V Needs to update their story.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is beta'ing < story

< is patiently waiting for beta'd story

v wishes to talk about how they are going to post in the orgy

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is being patient.

< Isn't sure what she wants to talk about as she is tired and still hungry... despite having eaten.

V Has a good idea of what to talk about.

[redsliver]

^ talking something pregnant I'd wager

< not normally a gambling man

V did a stint as a gambling man back in Korea.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^ Must have read my secret files

< is not so hungry anymore

V is probably wondering what else is in those secret files of mine

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^ What's in those secret files of yours?

< Has secrets of her own

v knows some of < secrets and has had access to some of ^ secret files.

[polywolly]

^ Has secrets to hide.

< Knows all secrets, hidden or classified, and has photos, video, and recording to prove it.

< Is taking bids for video of Red's Lithuanian Gambling Escapade: Part 1, starting at 1,000,000 naughty points.

V Has spent time in a Lithuanian prison.

[quamp]

^ I've never spent time in any prison... unless you count being with my relatives.

< Has a family that makes the Malcom in the Middle bunch look normal in comparison.

V Has dysfunctional episodes from time to time.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^ Is right...you've read them!

< is going to have to get a hold of those files and burn them

V will probably get them before I can do that.

[redsliver]

^ can always defend them with her mad karate skills.

< wonders why more people tend to think a master martial artist can fight equally against a heavyweight boxing champion.

V would argue that a martial artist fights with his whole body while a boxer sticks to his arms.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^ agrees somewhat

< believes that both are equal, as both use the whole body.

V would disagree?

[Guest .:Deathbringer:.]

^ Is wrong, as I agree.

< Uses my whole body in martial arts as well as Slow-Mo Matrix-Fu.

V Likes martial arts as well...?

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is wrong unfortunately

< Had too many other things going on in <s childhood to also learn any martial arts at all... but enjoys them in movies... if that counts.

V Is not so sure that counts.

[polywolly]

^ Likes to watch people get helicopter kicked, or do helicopter kicks, but would rather remain unhelipoptered altogether.

< Shares ^'s like for martial arts in movies. Rather than doing harm to others, < would probably hurt <'s self.

V Rather likes it when people hit themselves in inopportune places with nunchaku.

[Keith Inc.]

^ Has such a bruise from their own nunchaku training.

< has been in such an odd place, mentally, for so long

V knows all about odd mental places (and the prescription schedules for such people)

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

^ Is more or less correct

<As been wondering where the bloody hell Keith has been -shakes a fist at him-

v Can't wait to hear the whole sorded tale