The People Above And Below You

[quamp]

^ I'm not afraid to ask, just afraid to listen to the answer.

<Redsilver was WRONG about why I don't like HP.

<Amy's muses just left my place after eating all the food and leaving a huge mess.

V Amy's muses will be visiting V next.

[redsliver]

^ spreading heinous, heinous lies about <

< was right about the shotguns thing.

< has actually gotten some decent work out of <'s muse over the last week

V would like to borrow <'s muse but fears the Muse Transmitted Infections

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Can keep his muses.

< Is too busy watching Denis Leary's Merry Fucking Christmas to care.

V Is offended by Denis Leary.

[StoryJunkie]

^ mesmerized by Denis Leary

< loves Denis if only he wouldn't open his mouth

V shares the need

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has that need all to herself.

< Is thinking it may be time for bed.

V Agrees.

[StoryJunkie]

^ dictates

< not one whit tired

V thinks SJ is on qualudes or something.

[Guest echtrae]

^ on something, perhaps a Jovian atmospheric addict

< has no addictions, beyond the internet

v has many addictions

[Nanaea]

^ knows < too well for ^'s own good.

< Isn't sharing.

V Wonders what they are.

[redsliver]

^ addicted to HP Fanfiction, cock, wanton violence and General Mills breakfast cereals.

< addicted to RPGs, the internet and explaining things to people who really don't care.

V addicted to love, and by that I mean V is a serial rapist.

[StoryJunkie]

^has found my secret, and now will be my next victim

< serial anything

V thinks < mistook serial for cereal

[dazzledfirestar]

^ May want to look those up.

< Gave up all her bad habits fairly recently... and is sure at least one or two of them will creep back in in about six months.

V Thinks < has no will power.

[Guest echtrae]

^ powerless against Will

< uncertain who Will is

v has Will enlightenment

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has just triggered a relapse in the Orlando Syndrome...

< Hasn't has an attack of that in almost a year... but just watched PotC and then ^ said powerless against Will... ARG!!!

V Knows a treatment for OS.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is captive to an celebrity disorder

< suggests to ^ that a good cure would probably involve intimate acitivities with her hubby

v thinks that's a silly suggestion

[AmyMcClair]

^ has a good point about the cure.

< thinks that ^^ should have intimate acts with hubby now since ^^ can't get preggers right now.

V knows that Pregnancy is the ultimate birth control for 9 months.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is correct about the BC part.

< Is unfortunately unable to partake in the cure because hubby is at work.

V Is sure that < can tough it out for a few hours.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is a tough pregnant woman

< thinks that if ^ can't survive without hubby that ^ could always get off the computer and spend some alone time with ^

v thinks that is just crude

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows there is nothing crude about that!

< Is sure she can tough it out... might just turn on the tv though, for a little distraction.

V Knows that all that tv is good for.

[Guest echtrae]

^ driven to distraction

< watches television occasionally

v thinks television is best suited for the viewing of video nasties

[StoryJunkie]

^by nasties, meaning reality tv

< agrees wholeheartedly

V couldn't be more in concordance.

[quamp]

^

Prediction makes fools of us all.

- Anon.

< Wouldn't mind having something NC)17 rated on late-night TV

< Oh, and Red, YOU ARE WRONG about why I hate HP. All right, I'll explain it here.

Back in ye ancient times when I was a kid, my parents couldn't afford child care. So after school I would go to a public library and read books until my parents came to pick me up. I read a lot of classics and even more obscure books in children's lit. I'm guessing J.K. Rowling did the same. When I got my hands on the first HP book, I read about 2/3rds of it. I just couldn't help but say "you ripped this part off from this author who did the same thing back in the 1970's or 1980's" so many times it made me sick.

Example: Coach Muggle was a very clueless character from a book called The First Ever Intergalatic Olympics. Pratically every plot element in that first book was stolen from some kids story that came before.

V Wants to tar and feather me for ruining his/her fandom.

[Guest echtrae]

^ actually understands a surprising amount

< is impressed with ^

< has always known that there was so much within the HP series that is direct or slightly altered lifts from other stories it was ridiculous

v is surprised by this revelation

[redsliver]

^ full of surprises

< full of pancakes and bacon but skipped on the eggs.

V is not a fan of eggs either.

[Guest echtrae]

^ egg hater

< loves having eggs with breakfast

< ideal breakfast is steak and eggs with a side of hashbrowns

v thinks <'s favorite breakfast is a stroke waiting to happen

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Shouldn't worry about strokes just yet.

< Is also a fan of most of ^s favorite breakfast, but the eggs... not so much. Hashbrowns however... Mmmmmmmm heavenly.

V Doesn't understand how food could be considered divine.