The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right about the beard.

< Thinks its a character thing, and can't make up her mind on which she likes more...

V Has spent many hours considering this very thing

[polywolly]

^ Knows there should be a Gallop poll to decide these kinds of things.

< Has spent far more hours thinking upon this issue than any sane person should.

V Was just wondering who would win in a fight: Hans or Snape.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has figured that out.

< Would have to devote some serious think time to this one... so many things to consider!

V Has a answer to save me from all that thinking!

[redsliver]

^ doesn't realise Snape would call a fight muggle dueling and that as Hans has more experience in that style of battle he'd wipe the floor with everyone's favorite unwashed professor.

< picks and explains character fights better than anyone < has tried it with.

V Thinks Snape would win because Snape would cheat and use his wand.

[AmyMcClair]

^ is damn skippy!

< thinks Snape is a sneaky bastard.

V thinks that is blasphemy.

[Nanaea]

^ Blasphemer!

< Thinks Snape should have a goatee and mustache.

V Knows that's how he looks in the book illustrations.

[quamp]

^ I'm not a Harry Potter fan.

< Telling you why I'm not a Harry Potter fan would really ruin the fandom for everyone.

V Still wants to know why anyway.

[redsliver]

^ doesn't like HP books/movies because of the extreme lack of shotguns

< sympathises with ^

V knows Ron shotgunning Voldemort off a bridge before taking on Fleur and Hermione in the hottest sex scene since Enemy At The Gates is the only way to end the series.

[Nanaea]

^ Has interesting ideas on how the series should end.

< Thinks it will end with a Harry/Hermione/Ron threesome.

V Believes < really thinks there's a chance of that happening.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has faith in the sexual chemistry that is Ron/Hermione/Harry

< Would be happy with an ending that proved that Snape isn't actually evil, because...

< Is sick of having that arguement with crazy Harry-freaks.

V Is a closeted Harry-freak

[polywolly]

^ Knows everyone can see me in my closet.

< Wears her Mischief Managed t-shirt to work only to draw out the HP freaks.

< Agrees with Red that Hans would win. Snape would be on the floor long before he even had a chance to think about cheating and using his wand.

V Thinks the majority should always win, especially if they have guns, like all of us who believe Snape is innocent.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is absolutely right!

< Thinks we should round up the Harry-freaks and brainwash them.

V thinks that may be taking it a little far.

[redsliver]

^ is wrong Snape is totally evil!

< Could barely type that.

< Always saw Snape as a father figure to Harry. A teacher capable of doing what's best for Harry no matter what it made Harry think of them.

V Defines father figure slightly differntly.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is correct

< perception of Snape is that he's a horny bastard trying to lay anything that doesn't move away from him

<'s perception of him may be tainted from beta reading Nanaea's fics

v thinks that < should actually read the books sometime

[redsliver]

^ has learned more than enough of the books to get by

< read them once, honestly expected worse, though there is much better

V expected better but got worse

[Nanaea]

Sorry, did ^ say something?

< was too busy laughing at Trae's post to focus on what ^ said.

< Doesn't have Snape "trying to lay anything that doesn't move away from him" - just Hermione....

< Is making Hermione a bit of slut in <'s current fic.

V Knows that it's usually the quiet, bookish types that go wild.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows it's always the quiet ones you've gotta keep an eye on!

< Enjoys that particular work that ^ is talking about far too much to make any kind of off color joke about it!

V Hasn't read it.

[Nanaea]

^ Au contraire, mon ami, je l'ai écrit.

< Had to go to Babel Fish to translate that into French.

< Really should be finishing up chapter 9, but...

<'s Muse is not cooperating!

V Will punish my errant muse for me.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has my help.

< Is sure that <s muse is on the run with ^s muse and so it only makes sense that we should combine our efforts!

< Had her muse run out on her just before dentention!!!

V Is sure they are somewhere warm.

[Nanaea]

^ Knows the wily ways of muses.

< Is sure they are somewhere warm.

< Is also sure they are prolly sipping tropical drinks with those little umbrellas in them and drooling over the local scenery.

V Knows that scenery doesn't mean the landscape.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows our muses well!

< Wouldn't mind joining them in the aforementioned activities

< Is sure whichever beach they are on, there is a bar that can make < a virgin margarita!

V Is definitely in the mood to check out some scenery

[AmyMcClair]

^'s most certainly right.

< thinks < muse is with ^ and ^^'s.

V has a plan to get afore-mentioned muses back.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is sadly mistaken.

< Is trying to come up with a plan... and probably would if she didn't have to go to a friends going away party tonight.

V Has a better plan in the works already!

[Nanaea]

^ Has too much faith in <.

< Hasn't come up with a plan.

V Will help < and ^ with a plan.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is planless

< has a plan, but it involves alcohol, electricity, and crisco.

v is afraid to ask about the plan