The People Above And Below You

[quamp]

^ "Nor hath hell any fury/ Like a woman scorn'd."

< Knows better than to laugh at this.

V Thinks < is not laughing just so he can get a scene with Dazzled in the orgy.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right about all of it.

< Hasn't really been scorned... just learning how to share.

V Thinks < is making progress.

[redsliver]

^ needs a 12 step program

< thinks a twelve cock program would work wonders for ^

V will make do with a 6 cock program

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is writing that in his head right now.

< Thinks that would be very unfair to the other girls.

V Has a way around that.

[redsliver]

^ is now learning to share

< doesn't really have a solution for the other girls

V wonders where all six would go

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is kind of scaring me with that thought...

< Can think of three...

V thinks maybe the guys need to learn to share too.

[redsliver]

^ doesn't understand, that is sharing isn't it?

< won't be writing the six cock program, has other evil ideas, and also doesn't know where to put them all

V would need diagrams and an "expert" explaining it to understand how it'd work

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should find that expert.

< is relieved that there will be no six cock program but is still wondering what ^ is up to.

V Knows and isn't telling

[redsliver]

^ is not cleared for that kind of information yet

< usually has a half idea in <'s head and pulls the rest out of his ass

V wondering what V will be pulling out of their ass over the next few bits

[polywolly]

^ Thinks I wonder lewd things about my ass.

< Wonders less about <'s ass when occupied with such things as tatting lace and polishing <'s dirk. And no, 'dirk' isn't a typo.

< Is off to read the orgy.

V Is looking around for a napkin, and when they don't find one, will wipe their hands on their pant legs anyway.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows me so well.

< Is trying to get more into her orgy post... as it sucks right now.

V will wait as < finishes.

[polywolly]

^ Knows < is patient about such things.

< Has to go smoke now that < is up-to-date with the orgy

< Likes to know where she is at all times, either in real-life or fan-fan fiction, as it were.

V Will save a smidge of her talents for "The Virus"? Please? *realizes the need for a pouting, pleading smilie*

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Will get an update on the virus soon.

< Must update orgy... can't stand to leave something as suckage under <'s name

V Understands the need for perfection

[polywolly]

^ Shares <'s penchant for excellence.

< Edits, then edits some more. Knows that writing is rewriting. Also knows that an eraser is a godsend, that the backspace button is indispensable, and that spell-check is an absolute necessity.

V Can't stand it when people mispronounce words, for example, "supposably" instead of "supposedly".

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has discovered one of my pet peeves

< Is far too drunk to type properly the first time around.

V Understands this problem well.

[polywolly]

^ Has heard about me and my cognac, which < drinks only because it's fun to spell.

< Has enough trouble typing sober, and not typing the word, but performing the task while suffering the condition.

V Corrects people's grammer silently in their head while people are talking.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has found out my secret.

< has many a secret.

V Has no secrets

[Guest Nympho]

^ is unusually wrong

< has militant parents, secrets are nescesarry

<knows < didn't spell that right

V will tell me how to spell it

[redsliver]

^ spelled militant properly, spelled necessary wrong

< I-T

V rolling eyes at grade school joke

[Nanaea]

^ Overestimates my knowledge of grade school humour.

< Has slipped and actually corrected people's grammar out loud durring a conversation.

< Is nicknamed, Ms. Grammar on a forum < moderates because < edits everyone's posts when < finds a grammatical or spelling error.

V Wants to know which forum that is so they can avoid it at all costs.

[redsliver]

^ has earned <'s respect and pity all at once

< has slipped and corrected people's grammar in speech, feels embarrassed and pompous afterwards

V has a huge diction

[Nanaea]

^ Knows I like all things huge.

< Is having trouble getting the orgy off < mind.

< Wants to write something but knows <self and knows < cannot write smut that's less than 1,500 words long and also knows that < doesn't have the time for that today....

V Will tempt < to write with promises of mint flavored whipped cream and maraschino cherries.

[redsliver]

^ will be covered with whipped cream

< will probably need help getting it all off, especially out of those tight little folds

V will get the cherries too, but < isn't going to give away his entire game right off

[Nanaea]

< Is hoping ^ is making a promise.

< Should be working with the kidlets on their chemistry.

< Really needs to go acomplish something non-orgy related.

V Will miss me while I'm gone.

[redsliver]

^ will get her cream and cherries as

< makes promises not threats

V hadn't taken it as a threat