The People Above And Below You

[redsliver]

^ elf predjudiced

< likes all kinds of elves as portrayed by Liv Tyler

V would do Arwen, for the bragging rights alone

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right.

< Wants bragging rights for being the first one to get laid in the orgy.

V Is jealous of my helicopter.

[redsliver]

^ no longer has a helicopter

< gives Daz bragging rights to first lay in the orgy, however, there are still many firsts left

V wants to be first into space

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should take that privilege for himself

<Will settle with the first she's already got.

V Wants to work in some aligator wrestling into the orgy as a tip of the hat to Steve Irwin

[Guest Nympho]

^is nuts

<loved Steve Irwin, but is very afraid of crocs

<can't stand most reptiles, for some reason pythons are an exception

V doesn't like snakes either

[quamp]

^ The only snakes I can't stand are the poisonous ones (asps, cobras, rattlesnakes, etc.)

< Spent the last weekend at a 4-day anime convention and still recovering from it.

I saw a couple of good ecchi animes there.

< Lost the fanfic contest in it, though.

V Will hopefully recommend a cure for me so I'm not like a zombie for the next couple of days.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Thinks I'm a miracle healer.

< Thinks ^ needs to have lots of sex. Might still be like a zombie, but won't really care!

V Thinks lots of sex is a good cure for everything but STD's.

[redsliver]

^ is wrong, enough sex cures STDs

< had a very dry summer... going to be a total, ok partial, player, more like irritator until women have sex with me to shut me up, this semester.

V gets V's tail trhough coercion and blackmail

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Needs it bad!

< Blackmail? Nah. Cooersion? Maybe.

V Doesn't need to do anything but smile and lick their forehead to get sex.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has a very long tongue.

< Doesn't have to lick <'s forehead, but does have to lick something else.

V Is intrigued.

[redsliver]

^ is always intriguing

< master tongue maneuverer

V will be the judge of that

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is thinking too far ahead into the orgy.

< Is really hoping red can rescue Anderson.

V Has no idea what's going on.

[redsliver]

^ has achieved their hopes

< Is hoping for rewards

V shotgun toting cookie baker

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Not quite

< Still enjoying the mental image of Anderson Cooper with a shotgun.

V Thinks I'm odd.

[redsliver]

^ odd

< even

V prime

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is so nice to say so!

< Is stuck watching that horrid "Punisher" movie.

V Loves comic book movies

[redsliver]

^ does not appreciate the popsicle scene enough, or is watching another part of the movie

< loves comic book movies, the best being Dick Tracy

V prefers the first Christopher Reeve Superman

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows anything is better than that last train wreck of a Superman movie.

V doesn't understand why Brian Singer left the X-Men series for that pile of crap.

V Thinks I'm totally wrong.

[redsliver]

^ is totally wrong, just not when it comes to superman movies

< thinks the new superman wasn't cheesy enough

V wants less cheese and more kryptonite condoms

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Needs to lay off the Kevin Smith movies!

< Watched Mallrats just the other day.

V Is impressed that I recognised that reference.

[redsliver]

^ loves her brody

< often asks "What's a nubian?"

V more interested in how superman comes like a shotgun

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know I'm a Marvel Girl

< Has no sexual interest (or any interest of any kind) in Superman

V Is a Wolverine freak

[redsliver]

^ knows my forbidden love of gruff canadian short people with exoskeletons that fought in world war II alongside captain America

< forbids no love

V forbids loud monkey love in earshot that she is not involved directly in

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows Canadians do it on ice.

< Isn't sure about the monkey part, but the rest was right.

V Knows I got my ^ comment from a bumper sticker they gave away with Molson Canadian.

[redsliver]

^ loves the patriotic molson commercials

< does not live in an igloo and a chesterfield is a couch

v's name is Joe and he is Canadian