The People Above And Below You

[polywolly]

^ Works at the shop where < buys all <'s accessories.

< Will settle for any kind of feather duster, but prefers stiffness in riding crops.

V Has never been able to find a decent riding crop.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows how picky I am about my riding crops

< Is really upset about the tomato that was mistakenly put on her turkey sandwich... but will cheer herself up by reading Poly's entry in "AFF orgy" again.

V Now must run and read Poly's (and my) entries in the "Orgy" just to see what is so funny.

[Guest Pherazen]

^ reads minds, apparently

< now must go buy cookie dough to make cookie dough ice cream in shmancy new blender

V will likely hold < at pen-point to steal finished product

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is being paranoid.

< Will make her own yummy blender treats... or would if her blender worked... hmmm....

< Is thinking a rootbeer float sounds like a good idea too.

V Now wants my float.

[Guest Pherazen]

^ is also paranoid

< doesn't like root beer

< abandoned ice cream idea due to laziness

< should be cooking dinner

V wants to know what < is having for dinner and if V can have some too

[redsliver]

^ better be a good cook because

< is showing up at her place in 12 minutes

V will offer to drive

[Guest Nympho]

^should never get in a car with me.

<is a horrible driver, escpecially on gravel

v will make sure never to drive in the same state as me

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know I don't drive anywhere.

< Would have to know which state not to drive in, just in case.

V Won't drive anywhere in the USA ever again.

[redsliver]

^ is incorrect

< intends to drive to vegas during spring break this year

V will get a showgirl job at vegas just for my vacation

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Over confident in my dancing ability.

< Isn't sure < could dance in those giant hats and feathers.

V Loves parading around in giant hats

[redsliver]

^ not a hat girl

< not a hat girl either, and not just because of the differing plumbing

V has never referred to genitalia as plumbing

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is correct.

< Never like the "plumbing" analogy.

V Has another anology that they enjoy.

[redsliver]

^ thinks ass crack at the sound of plumbing, not twigs and berries or fish sandwiches

< not a huge standard euphemism fan, uses six-shooter quite often though

V prefers cars to guns when describing penises

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows me too well.

< Once new a guy with a red corvette.

V Isn't sure if I'm being serious or using the car/penis analogy.

[redsliver]

^ is talking about a penis, not much else ^ ever talks about besides genitalia and its uses anyway

< is one to talk

V is all talk

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is joking obviously!

< Is nowhere near as dirty as some people around here!

V knows who I'm talking about.

[redsliver]

^ narcissitic, won't stop talking about ^

< is being offended on all fronts from the sexual innuendo and blatantness

V is praying for us all, well maybe not for Dazzled, there's no saving some people

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is faking piety

< Isn't saying anything so that she doesn't seem like a narcissist

V Has something witty to say!

[redsliver]

^ had nothing

< had a pet frog once

V amphibian hater

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is so wrong.

< Had a pet newt.

V Thinks newts are evil

[redsliver]

^ could not be so incorrect

< loves newts, especially when served with gravy

V is disgusted by eating newts but may give it a try if it were served all fancy like

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has some interesting recipes.

< Couldn't eat newt... it would be emotionally traumatizing

V Would love a pickled toadstool

[redsliver]

^ trying to kill me

< isn't the difference between mushrooms and toadstools that mushrooms are poisonous

V wonders why princess toadstool now is called princess peach

[dazzledfirestar]

^ didn't hear about the operation.

< Knows that "Toadstool" is pre-op and "Peach" is post-op

VKnows Mario's preference

[redsliver]

^ Toadstool's plastic surgeon

< mario's preference

V Luigi's love-duck