The People Above And Below You

[Guest Nympho]

^sounds like a total stud

<no longer raises her eyebrow because <has slighty pointy ears and looks like a vulcen when she does

<is going to start a "what gender" post so < can stop trying to guess

v doesn't think that's such a good idea.

[redsliver]

^ wondering who's got the beef and who's got the fish

< has a good idea of the gender of most posters

V female... for now anyway

[Guest Pherazen]

^ must be psychic

< has been debating whether or not to change genders

v will help < by providing pamphlets entitled: "Why You Should Love Yourself As You Are (Or Something Enlightening of That Nature)" and "The ABC's of Gender Reformation"

[Nanaea]

^ Has high expectations of <.

< Is mostly content with < gender.

< Would like to do the Freaky Friday body swap with SO for one night, just to see what the sex is like from the male perspective.

V Is convinced women have a better deal when it comes to orgasms.

[quamp]

^ Possibly, but then again, they also have menstruation, and that's not something I'd like to undergo.

< Knows that orgasms are different for men and women, but the level of pleasure is the same.

V Wonders how < knows this.

[Guest Little_Girl_Lost]

^Has a frightening amount of scientific knowledge. Is correct in opinion of menstruation. Must be able to switch between a male and female body. Is thus damn lucky.

<Likens orgams to a good read.

VThinks < should get out and probably get laid more.

[Guest cu-kid]

^ should only get out and get laid more if it doesn't involve prickly animals. < has heard that's pretty uncomfortable.

< is too lazy to actually go out to get laid.

v now has entirely too much information about people's sex-lives.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

^Is right

< could talk about my sex life, but I'd rather just write it down in my Lemon fiction!

V is leaving note to self "Do NOT read EF's fanfiction"

[redsliver]

^ writes lemons as I do, based on EF's personal experiences.

< will soon sue EF for plagiarism

V wondering how I know about EF's sexual exploits.

[polywolly]

^ Has secret cameras taping us all, 24 hours a day, 6 days a week. You can't expect a guy to work on Sunday.

< Knows about the cameras, thus avoids them.

V Found one of Redsliver's cameras and blamed it on their landlord.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has got to stop spying on me!

<Blamed the landlord, until she pointed out the camera said PROPERTY OF REDSLIVER on it.

V Thinks Redsliver should work seven days a week.

[Nanaea]

^ Thinks I'm an evil taskmaster.

< Is now searching for hidden cameras.

V Knows < will never find them.

[quamp]

^ Will never find the cameras hidden in his/her bathroom.

< Didn't put them there.

V Wants footage from those cameras.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Want the footage himself so he can play middleman and get < to pay him some money.

< Is willing to swap the footage with Nanaea in return for a pamphlet entitled, "How to find any and all hidden cameras."

V Is heading over to my house RIGHT NOW to find that paphlet and destroy it before V's spying business is in serious trouble.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is ruining my hidden camera business

< Is currently watching Rockstar:Supernova because my hubby won't let me watch Anderson Cooper any more.

V Thinks my hubby should be charged with cruelty.

[StoryJunkie]

^hasn't quite yet realized that he is her god and provides all.

<is beginning to think god resides within that child she married some score years ago.

<blinks several times slowly as realization dawns. "Yes! All Men are gods! Must worship!"

V searching desperately for <'s medication. The madness must end here.

[Guest cu-kid]

^ is probably building a shrine already.

< has found ^'s meds and ups the dosage a little... just to make sure.

< just killed a bug that landed on the monitor.

V hopefully has some Windex, because that sucker was juicy.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Can borrow my windex if needed

< Is now trying to figure out how to transfer windex over the internet.

< Is sure we can use the same method used to transfer people-in-a-box and chocolate covered elves/Snapes/superheros

VThinks that idea should be patented

[quamp]

^ would certainly be a boon to the porn/prostitution industry.

< Thinks ^ sounds like a premise for an original fic.

V Will write this fic & post it.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has far too high an opinion of my creative talents

< Has used up all creative talents on the fics she's already writing and on renovating her house.

V thinks I'm hording my creative talents and hiding them away.

[polywolly]

^ Has an off-shore account filled with plot bunnies and municipal bonds.

< Has no idea what "municipal bonds" actually are.

< Guesses < would if < had enough money to buy some, or trade in them, or whatever one does with them.

V Has already placed an order to Anderson-Cooper-in-a-Box with his Mega-Super Hurricane kit, which includes a large fan, a tattered umbrella, and camera man with his camera wrapped in plastic as he films Anderson's "firsthand report of the ongoing destruction".

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know I've been testing that model for weeks now!

< Has left the camera man in his original wrapping but is definately using the camera!

V Is going to laugh til they throw up if that footage ends up live on CNN

[redsliver]

^ will use her product testing camera footage to advertise for Anderson-Cooper-in-a-box to advertise during CNN.

< sobering up at an alarming rate

V will drive me to the beach so I can rectify my terrifying sobriety

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is afraid of facing life sober.

< Doesn't have much time, because ^ needs a ride to the beach

< Curious of how the beach means alcohol so is willing to drive ^ just to find out.

V Wants to come to the beach with < and ^ so they may dig for clams.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Knows about my weakness for shell fish.

< Is wondering when they started serving booze at the beach.

V thinks "Booze at the Beach" is a great name for the beachfront bar.