The People Above And Below You

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is awe-inspiring.

< Has complete faith that no matter what is discussed ^ will easily work it back to Rickman. It's ^ special talent.

V Has a special talent they'd like to share with all of us.

[Guest Nympho]

^ Has no idea the sort of things that are running through my mind right now.

< can put a seven inch completely down her throat in five seconds and pull it right back out.

< mind has completely focused around sex for the past couple of days

v thinks I'm staring to live up to my name.

[quamp]

^ Would like to see her try that on my 7 inches.

< No special tricks here... except maybe the female hum job.

V Thinks < is lying about his penis size.

[Guest Nympho]

^ overestimated the amount of time I think about the male anatomy

<meant to say seven inch peice of corn on the cob No, I really did.

v is pretty damn sure I'm lying

I'm really not!

[polywolly]

^ LIAR!!

< Fell prey to Nympo's powers of suggestion.

V Should be more careful what they tell the border police when they’re smuggling dope and Martha Stewart magazines.

[Guest Madapple]

^ Should stop requesting contraband issues of MS Living.

< doesn't have a Martha Stewart Smuggling Ring.

< My mules actually carry The Weekly World News.

< Is thinking of diversifying.

V Wants in on the smuggling of high circulating periodicals.

[StoryJunkie]

^ knows I'm good at it.

< used to smuggle all kinds of things

< until < realized that no one really was paying attention anyway

V not so lucky. Everyone notices you.

[redsliver]

^ was once a pirate or not

< smuggled a dozen donuts into Snakes on a Plane, and by smuggled I mean held out in the open and walked in.

V Will see Snakes on a Plane or else

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^ will have to dish out the "or else"

< has less than zero interest in seeing Snakes On A Plane.

< Might see it when it comes out on DVD

V Is wondering what exactly the "or else" will be.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Secretly is dying to know what the "what else" is.

< Hopes the "what else" involves lots of chocolate and body paints, because < ain't going to see that movie either.

V Think the sequel to "snakes on a plane" should be called, "Idiots in a movie theater."

[quamp]

^ Regretfully informs ^ that the "or else" involves a hatchet, a gun, and a very psychotic maniac.

< Thinks that the prank played in that theater was just stupid and not funny.

V Has no idea that Pluto is no longer a planet.

[polywolly]

^ Teases me with his planetary knowledge.

< Thought Pluto was a Disney character.

V Thinks we should rename our planet "Mickey the Itchy".

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Close, but actually < thinks it should be called Micky the Bitchy.

< Doesn't understand why people are having kanipfits over Pluto no longer being a planet. Nothing has really changed when you think about it.

V Thinks < is totally insensitive to poor Pluto's suffering

[polywolly]

^ Should be more sensitive to the dwarf planet.

< Wonders if <'s the only one who sees the political incorrectness of that.

< Knows it should be called the little person planet.

V Doesn't believe in rainbows.

[redsliver]

^ all sunshine, lollipops and "rainbows"

< is wanting to write a sailor moon fic, now that pluto is no longer a planet, wonders how the team dynamic will change.

V Is sad that Xena wasn't given planetary status.

[Guest Nympho]

^has a thing for hot chicks in leather

<loooooves leather, even has a pair of leather pants

v loves leather, too

[quamp]

^ Wouldn't mind seeing ^ in leather, but < has no real fetish for it.

< Turned off from leather fetish by seeing pictures of so-cute-it-makes-you-want-to-puke fairies in BDSM action. (It was from the anime A Little Snow Fairy Sugar too!)

V Wants to know where these pics are.

[Nanaea]

^ Knows < can't resist fairies, even leather-clad BDSM fairies.

< Is begging ^ for link.

V Is contemplating leather-clad BDSM elves now.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows me far too well.

< Has been following the Pluto situation only because she has recently developed a dependency on CNN

V knows the the dependency is more probably on Anderson Cooper.

[quamp]

^ Who? I don't have cable.

< I've always wondered why the news was sponsored by sleep aid medicines and anti-depressant drugs.

< Searched the news before coming here and found a story about a guy who won a medal for throwing a cell phone.

V Wonders why some people are so desperate to gain noteriety.

[Guest Nympho]

^hasn't caught on to the fact that I'm one of them yet

< mom got called into her high school because< beat the livin' shit out of a boy for groping...Mom was so proud!

v thinks that's a pretty good reason for the principal to hate me forever

[redsliver]

^ principals can find better reasons than what seems like overzealous self defense.

< got suspended once for fighting, all of which wasn't so much a fight but a guy beating the living shit out of me.

V was a good little girl or boy in school and never beat anyone to a pulp

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Didn't know me in High School.

< Never physically beat someone up, but did some other nasty tricks.

V Never had to resort to violence, because they had a stinging wit that would leave people instantly, emotionally crippled.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows me well!

< Was too busy partying and getting laid in high school to worry about fighting.

V Was a total stud in high school

[StoryJunkie]

^has found my secret, now must die

< is not really a man

V raises eyebrow