dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 ^ Hasn't seen my apartment! < Is living at about Oscar's level right now. V Thinks I should clean up more often. Quote
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 ^ lives in squalor comparable to mine < had to clean today because my apartment was smelling a like week old noname mountain dew spill V only drinks brand name pop, and calls it soda. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 ^ knows that "soda" is too snobby. < Can't afford brand name pop. All my money is going into renovating (which is the real reason for the squalor) V Thinks the word "squalor" is funny but doesn't know why Quote
polywolly Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Has been loopy on paint fumes recently. < Finds the word "squalor" funny because it reminds me of the word "squealer" which reminds me of that one time in Davenport... V Dusts on a daily basis. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Has a dust bunny sanctuary under her couch < Has similar dust bunny situation, but is attempting to get them to do my bidding. V Has a pesonal army of dust bunnies Quote
polywolly Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Peeked under my bed. < Has named all the dust bunnies. Therefore, cannot harm them. V Remembering the flame thrower talk, now possesses a plot bunny about dust bunnies and flame throwers. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Is reading my mind again. < Has too many plot bunnies at this time to start on something that involves flame throwers and dust bunnies V Will take full responsibility for the flame thrower/dust bunny story Quote
polywolly Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Is trying to give me a heart attack. < Needs no more plot bunnies. They have beaten me until I have nothing but WIPs and a splitting headache. < Has to go, but will miss Dazzled! < Wants to know when the next chapter of "The Mary-Sue Virus" will be available for public viewing. V Doesn't miss me at all. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Is dead wrong!! < Misses Poly already! < Knows that the next chapter of the Mary Sue Virus is far on its way to being posted. V Can't wait to see who gets detention! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Is enjoying her fic way too much. < Wasn't, but now that it's been mentioned really does want to know who is getting detention. V DOesn't care about detention, wants someone to get spanked. Quote
polywolly Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Should really stop reading my mind. It's scary up there. < Is now impatiently awaiting Dazzled's update, although I haven't updated my own fic in a month, which is no one's fault but my own, and those people at the mortgage company who insist on being paid. < Wants to read the next chapter and wants to know which one of us gets detention! V Has been immortalized in fanfiction. Quote
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ clearly getting detention < immortalised? God I hope not, although I did get over sixty thousand hits on the Bible... V doesn't want to be immortalised through his/her work, but through not dying Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Has already figure out my secret plot to make my death notorious. < Now has to come up with a different plot, and hopes < can involve a llama, because llama is both an awesome word and an awesome looking creature. V Knew someone who once owned a llama. Quote
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ knows more about my aquaintances that I do. < wants to ride a llama to school. V Only rides llama's bareback. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Worries me sometimes.... < Knows that bareback is the only way to ride. < Has been mentally scared by images of dust bunnies in flames. < Is dying to know who gets detention first and hopes it involves a good spanking. V Thinks there should be a llama in detention. Quote
quamp Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 ^ Only if it's mad enough to spit.... oh wait, that's a Vicuña. < Had definitely watched a bit too much animal planet, and will be sent to detention for it. V Wants Allan Rickman with him/her in detention. Quote
redsliver Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 ^ watches animal planet because to see bears get drunk on rotten apples. < will pass of Alan Rickman in detention with me. V will offer me a good trade for the Alan time Quamp has impressed upon me. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 ^ Doesn't grasp the value of Alan time. < Offers ^ detention with Nicole Kidman in trade for detention with Alan Rickman. V Wants in on the offer. Quote
polywolly Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 ^ Can't suffer detention with Alan alone. < Will gladly accompany ^ in detention. < Now has strange mental image of flaming dust bunnies getting spanked in detention. V Can smell the singed hair already. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 ^ Creates a powerful sensory suggestion. < Has strange mental images of a Rowena/Severus/Issobell threesome. V Thinks we should allow Hyacinth and Azalea to join in and make it a gang bang. Quote
polywolly Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 ^ Will soon author, "The Day Severus Died a Happy Man”. < Got lost in the tangle of arms and legs for a moment. < Wonders if poor Severus could handle us all. V Doesn't have a doubt in the world. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 ^ Doesn't really care about my doubts at all, is too busy dreaming about a Severus gangbang. < Actually doesn't have a doubt in the world, but does have 2 mistrusts and a reluctance if that is of any help. V Has a doubt they're willing to trade me for a total belief and a pecan waffle. Quote
quamp Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 ^ As a Texan, I am required by state law to like pecans. Waffles, however, I can't stand. < The only doubt I can trade for is the doubt that George W. Bush will ever do a good job. V Shares this doubt. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 ^ Has confused "doubt" with "fact." The fact is that George W. Bush cannot do a good job. < Thinks Bush is a perfect example of "Absolute power corrupts absolutely" but still is going to make pecan pie tomorrow, because someone gave < a big bag of pecans. V Thinks politics and pecans should never mix. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Yeah, what ^ said. < Knows that pecans go better with marshmallow fluff. < Just had strange mental flash of Snape covered in marshmallow fluff and rolled in pecans. V Is in awe of my ability to divert the subject back to Alan Rickman. Quote
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