The People Above And Below You

[Leonhart29]

^ Is cold and wet

< Still has rain and wind

V had sunshine today

[StoryJunkie]

^ bends like a young sapling in the wind

< loves watching a storm (from the safety and warmth of my hovel)

V concurs.

[redsliver]

^ is in agreeance with <

< hasn't had a good storm to watch in months

V thinks that's more of a good thing

[Guest echtrae]

^ has been stormless

< is surprised at the complete lack of rain so far this spring

v figures it'll happen during the summer

[Leonhart29]

^ Is hoping for rain

< Is willing to give ^ some of <'s rain

V Wants some rain too

[Guest echtrae]

^ is misguided

< doesn't want rain, but knows it is needed

v is shell shocked

[quamp]

^ Understands ^'s not wanting rain.

< Would like to send ^ some of <'s rain, even though we still need it... (local lakes still down an average of 3 feet (1m.)

V Local lakes not as far down.

[Leonhart29]

^ Has been listening to the news

< Local lakes are down even further than ^'s

V Finds it hard to water ski in sludge

[redsliver]

^ sounds like a shitty resort

< has never water skied

V would prefer to drive the boat.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is correct

< would like to drive the boat

v prefers the idea of being dragged behind the boat water skiing

[redsliver]

^ incorrect

< prefers to be swimming in the water than on the water.

V prefers to be on top

[Leonhart29]

^ is full of inuendos

< Likes all kinds of water sports

< can water ski quite well but prefers to be the one dragging the victems - er - skiers

V Has never been on a pair of water skis

[redsliver]

^ is full of innuendos, such as "water sports".

< has gone tubing and downhill skiing but never water skiing.

V can't swim

[quamp]

^ Swims quite well, thank you.

< Took lessons in swimming for many years, and even earned a merit badge for swimming in the boy scouts.

< Ironically, scouting is where < met the worst people in <'s life.

V Not surprised that < was a scout.

[Leonhart29]

^ was probably an Eagle Scout

< Dated an Eagle Scout

< Taught Eagle Scouts

V Wouldn't mind being an Eagle Scout in <'s class

[redsliver]

^ is giving < naughty student/teacher fantasies

< needs a minute

V needs two

[Leonhart29]

^ should probably take 10

< Needs a whip and a chair to corral the kids.

V Thinks they can control kids in a better way

[Guest echtrae]

^ is in need of a better method of child control

< recommends duct tape

v recommends birth control

[Leonhart29]

^ Is in a MacGyver frame of mind

< Knows that birth control doesn't work on < worth a damn.

V wonders why < doesn't have more than 2 kids then

[redsliver]

^ is stating that she needs to get laid

< Willing to lend a hand

V willing to lend more than hands

[Leonhart29]

^ Is offering his services to <

< will gladly accept the offer and will lend much more than hands

V Wants pictures for V's own use

[taker]

^ Is Pending on said pictures.

< Is wearing only spandex shorts, which will be wrestling attire

V Shutters in pain at the though of me in spandex on tv.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is forgetting the heels and frilly blouse for his walk down the strip

< has never cared for professional wrestling

v does at least pay attention to some flavor of professional wrestling

[Leonhart29]

^ Changes the channel when spandex wearing men scream at each other.

< Does not watch any form of wrestling - professional or otherwise.

V Has a guilty pleasure that V won't admit to.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is correct, but this is the group that I actually share it with

< has seen the light

v thinks it's a train