The People Above And Below You

[Guest echtrae]

^ knows the truth about procrastination

< currently suffers from such a thing in relation to <'s writing

v thinks that < should just knuckle down and get to it

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Could just embrace the evil of procrastination.

< Is in the middle of a procrastination embrace, but will have to break free eventually.

V Never gets distracted.

[redsliver]

^ knows me so w- Is that a quarter?

< procrastinating king

V distracted by shiny objects.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is right.

< Knows that shiny things are just one of many distractions < is susceptible to.

v Is distracted by bouncy things.

[Nanaea]

^ By bouncy things ^ meant breasts.

< Pictured bunnies.

V Pictured breasts.

[Guest echtrae]

^ knows that < thought of breasts

< still thinking of bouncy breasts

< still thinking of bouncy breasts

< still thinking of bouncy breasts

v has bouncy breasts on the mind now, thanks to <

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is half right.

< Has bouncy breasts... but not on my mind, on my chest.

V Is now trying to picture them.

[redsliver]

^ has infiltrated my brain with her bouncing breasts.

< Has finally coerced my girlfriend into reading From the Looking Glass. Had to print it off because she hates reading on a monitor.

V likes reading on a screen.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ likes writing on monitors.

< Likes reading anywhere.

V Will read anything anywhere.

[redsliver]

^ not quite

< might not read hardcore porn in front of children.

V has maybe one or two other scenarios where they might not read something.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has morals.

< Could probably do without reading the hardcore porn in front of my own parents and grandparents.

V Would share porn with parents and grandparents.

[redsliver]

^ has odd ideas of me.

< doubts I could be in the room with my mother if she was reading FtLG and that's not all that graphic.

V couldn't let their parents read their fanfiction.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is dead on.

< Parents know I write, but they don't need to know what I'm writing about!

V Hasn't told parents that V writes.

[Guest echtrae]

^ tells only half truths about their writing

< doesn't talk to parent very often

v talks to their parents frequently

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very right

< Talks to her parents almost daily, and they live only five minutes away.

V Thinks that's too close for comfort.

[redsliver]

^ lives nearer to her parents than < lives near his.

< lives all of twenty five minutes from <'s mother

V further still

[quamp]

^ Parents divorced. One lives next door, the other lives about 8 hours away.

< Doesn't mind having dad as a neighbor. We help each other out with various things as needed. Mom doesn't want to talk to <.

V Has a better relationship with his/her mother.

[Nanaea]

^ Is dead on.

< Ever see Gilmore Girls? That's about < & < mom.

V Has a TV showesque relationship with someone as well.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is in the "Gilmore Girls" mother/daughter relationship club.

< Is in that same club!

V Isn't nearly as close to their mother.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

^ agrees wholeheartedly

< still lives with parents even though married and with a child...

V thinks < is nuts

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is far closer to ^s parents physically than < is

< Has found that since moving out, < has become even closer to her parents.

V Thinks that absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[quamp]

^ Well, in all honesty, my mom and I were never that close. Mom had me by caeserian section, and didn't like having a large scar on her stomach afterwards. Although I have to say since mom left my life, it's improved slightly.

< Comes from a very dysfunctional family. It's a bit like the Malcom in the Middle family, only... they don't get along as well.

V Family is much more functional than <'s family.

[Keith Inc.]

^ is right. Even the divorce was very congenial. More of a denoument than a crisis.

< Has rembered a hidden stash of magic markers tonight, and suddenly the evening has purpose

V Knows a great new title for a forum member

[redsliver]

^ "Female for all intents and purposes" - Taker

< wonders how he'd take it.

V figures he'd take it, for all intents and purposes, like a woman.

[Keith Inc.]

^ We'll find out...well, YOU will.

<completely innocent, here

V doesn't buy my innocent act