The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Turned down the Mario Bros. offer for a threeway.

<Took one look at Luigi and ran.

V Perfers Donkey Kong.

[redsliver]

^ doesn't know the magnificence of an Italian mustache

< more of Princess Zelda guy than a mario bros. whore

V dreams nightly about Toad

[dazzledfirestar]

^ should know by now there is no more room in my dreams.

< Has a head jammed packed with dreamy people, none of whom are Toad.

V Is wondering how the old school video game conversation started.

[redsliver]

^ secretly designing a toad in a box

< always directs conversations to old school video games or sex

v combines the two

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is projecting his thoughts onto others

< Is running out of witty things to say.

V Thinks TV may be zapping the intellect of an entire generation

[polywolly]

^^ Read my Mario/Luigi BDSM fic.

^ Ninja'd me. Ninja'd me good.

< Mildly squicked by that idea...somehow.

< Will now think about a Frogger/Bowser Mpreg.

V Just doesn't know what to think about us people anymore.

[redsliver]

^ pornographical genius

< is hoping Bowser is the preggers one

V is hoping its Frogger

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Frogger's ob/gyn

< May have to make a run for the orgy...

V Wants to know what kind of evil plot twist I've come up with.

[redsliver]

^ getting her hands dirty at the orgy

< wondering what's going to happen in the basement with Phazeron and Knorg

V still antsy about getting into space

[polywolly]

^ Should be more concerned with the angry, sweaty mob.

< Hopes the orgy comes with floatation devices and oxygen masks.

V Gave up orgies for lent.

[redsliver]

^ gave me the bad bad bad Idea of snakes in an orgy

< I've had it with these mother fucking snakes in these mother fucking boobs

V thinks its all gone to pot

[Guest Pherazen]

^ knows too much to live

< rules Mario's world

< own a fire-breathing black Yoshi as a pet

V thinks < is on drugs

V may be right about that

[redsliver]

^ black yoshi? C'mon the yellow ones were best

< for some reason never thinks anyone is on drugs at first impression despite track marks, nose bleeds, and drugs

V druglord or druglady as may be the case

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Over estimates my involvement.

< Is not involved at all actually.

V Knows where to get the good stuff

[redsliver]

^ gets her highs on Anderson Cooper's helicopter

< loved the new bit, wonders about what do next

V the good stuff

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Wanted a cheesy plot device!

< Got one.

V Loves helicopters

[redsliver]

^ knows of my love of the whirly birds

< always wanted to fly a helicopter, but lives in Canada and in Canada helicopters are deathtraps

V will be the first naked in the orgy

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Hasn't been reading very closely.

< Wouldn't be napping on the couch with Anderson Cooper... so therefore has already been naked in the orgy.

V Is still laughing too hard to be reading carefully

[Guest Pherazen]

EDIT

^ posted before < did, the meanie

< had something funny to write

V saw what < wrote and is laughing about it

[dazzledfirestar]

^Needs to post faster

< Is sorry that she ninja'd ^

V Thinks <'s apology was a bit forced

[redsliver]

^ never left it out for me

< is like santa claus, but likes funny things instead of milk and cookies

V is like santa in that she knows where all the naughty girls are

[Guest Pherazen]

^ is right

< brings all the neughty girls their favorite whipped cream flavours

V wants to know why < hasn't visted

[dazzledfirestar]

^ NINJA'D ME

< Is definately on the naughty list

V Thinks that's just silly

[redsliver]

^ on the naughty list? No! next I'll be hearing that eagles fly!

< wants to compare notes with santa

V just wants santa's elves

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has got my elf preferences confused

<Prefers the tall blond kind of elf.

V Likes the Keebler elf