The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Hasn't seen my apartment!

< Is living at about Oscar's level right now.

V Thinks I should clean up more often.

[redsliver]

^ lives in squalor comparable to mine

< had to clean today because my apartment was smelling a like week old noname mountain dew spill

V only drinks brand name pop, and calls it soda.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows that "soda" is too snobby.

< Can't afford brand name pop. All my money is going into renovating (which is the real reason for the squalor)

V Thinks the word "squalor" is funny but doesn't know why

[polywolly]

^ Has been loopy on paint fumes recently.

< Finds the word "squalor" funny because it reminds me of the word "squealer" which reminds me of that one time in Davenport...

V Dusts on a daily basis.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has a dust bunny sanctuary under her couch

< Has similar dust bunny situation, but is attempting to get them to do my bidding.

V Has a pesonal army of dust bunnies

[polywolly]

^ Peeked under my bed.

< Has named all the dust bunnies. Therefore, cannot harm them.

V Remembering the flame thrower talk, now possesses a plot bunny about dust bunnies and flame throwers.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is reading my mind again.

< Has too many plot bunnies at this time to start on something that involves flame throwers and dust bunnies

V Will take full responsibility for the flame thrower/dust bunny story

[polywolly]

^ Is trying to give me a heart attack.

< Needs no more plot bunnies. They have beaten me until I have nothing but WIPs and a splitting headache.

< Has to go, but will miss Dazzled!

< Wants to know when the next chapter of "The Mary-Sue Virus" will be available for public viewing.

V Doesn't miss me at all.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is dead wrong!!

< Misses Poly already!

< Knows that the next chapter of the Mary Sue Virus is far on its way to being posted.

V Can't wait to see who gets detention!

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Is enjoying her fic way too much.

< Wasn't, but now that it's been mentioned really does want to know who is getting detention.

V DOesn't care about detention, wants someone to get spanked.

[polywolly]

^ Should really stop reading my mind. It's scary up there.

< Is now impatiently awaiting Dazzled's update, although I haven't updated my own fic in a month, which is no one's fault but my own, and those people at the mortgage company who insist on being paid.

< Wants to read the next chapter and wants to know which one of us gets detention!

V Has been immortalized in fanfiction.

[redsliver]

^ clearly getting detention

< immortalised? God I hope not, although I did get over sixty thousand hits on the Bible...

V doesn't want to be immortalised through his/her work, but through not dying

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has already figure out my secret plot to make my death notorious.

< Now has to come up with a different plot, and hopes < can involve a llama, because llama is both an awesome word and an awesome looking creature.

V Knew someone who once owned a llama.

[redsliver]

^ knows more about my aquaintances that I do.

< wants to ride a llama to school.

V Only rides llama's bareback.

[Nanaea]

^ Worries me sometimes....

< Knows that bareback is the only way to ride.

< Has been mentally scared by images of dust bunnies in flames.

< Is dying to know who gets detention first and hopes it involves a good spanking.

V Thinks there should be a llama in detention.

[quamp]

^ Only if it's mad enough to spit.... oh wait, that's a Vicuña.

< Had definitely watched a bit too much animal planet, and will be sent to detention for it.

V Wants Allan Rickman with him/her in detention.

[redsliver]

^ watches animal planet because to see bears get drunk on rotten apples.

< will pass of Alan Rickman in detention with me.

V will offer me a good trade for the Alan time Quamp has impressed upon me.

[Nanaea]

^ Doesn't grasp the value of Alan time.

< Offers ^ detention with Nicole Kidman in trade for detention with Alan Rickman.

V Wants in on the offer.

[polywolly]

^ Can't suffer detention with Alan alone.

< Will gladly accompany ^ in detention.

< Now has strange mental image of flaming dust bunnies getting spanked in detention.

V Can smell the singed hair already.

[Nanaea]

^ Creates a powerful sensory suggestion.

< Has strange mental images of a Rowena/Severus/Issobell threesome.

V Thinks we should allow Hyacinth and Azalea to join in and make it a gang bang.

[polywolly]

^ Will soon author, "The Day Severus Died a Happy Man”.

< Got lost in the tangle of arms and legs for a moment.

< Wonders if poor Severus could handle us all.

V Doesn't have a doubt in the world.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Doesn't really care about my doubts at all, is too busy dreaming about a Severus gangbang.

< Actually doesn't have a doubt in the world, but does have 2 mistrusts and a reluctance if that is of any help.

V Has a doubt they're willing to trade me for a total belief and a pecan waffle.

[quamp]

^ As a Texan, I am required by state law to like pecans. Waffles, however, I can't stand.

< The only doubt I can trade for is the doubt that George W. Bush will ever do a good job.

V Shares this doubt.

[Guest Melody Fate]

^ Has confused "doubt" with "fact." The fact is that George W. Bush cannot do a good job.

< Thinks Bush is a perfect example of "Absolute power corrupts absolutely" but still is going to make pecan pie tomorrow, because someone gave < a big bag of pecans.

V Thinks politics and pecans should never mix.

[Nanaea]

Yeah, what ^ said.

< Knows that pecans go better with marshmallow fluff.

< Just had strange mental flash of Snape covered in marshmallow fluff and rolled in pecans.

V Is in awe of my ability to divert the subject back to Alan Rickman.