The People Above And Below You

[taker]

^ Is fucking correct when my head is shaved.

< Aspires to be the next Classy Freddie Blassy.

V Hasn't realized face = Good guy (I.E. The Undertaker or John Cena) and Heel means bad guy (I.E. Ted DiBiase and Edge). ALso doesn't know that Classy Freedie Blassy was the most hated heel in the 30's to 1974 getting 21 stab wounds, MULTIPLE death threats every day and had acid tossed onto him.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a fountain of wrestling knowledge

< Knew some of the stuff in taker's little rant( ) but not much...

< Is listening to very cheesey eighties music

V Has a secret crush on Cory Heart and his sunglasses... but only at night

[redsliver]

^ Knows about my love of Cory Hart.

< Only wears sunglasses when I don't want women to know I'm checking them out.

V Will never trust anyone in sunglasses again.

[taker]

^ Concurs that I don't trust ye suncglasses peoples

< Does a funny ass lil Jon impression

V Should be me a microphone to prove it unless they live in Pittsburgh.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has figured out I don't live in Pittsburgh.

< Has never been to Pittsburgh... and rarely to the USA in general.

< Lives in Canada

V Enjoys Canadian beer

[polywolly]

^ Meant to say "Canadian Bears".

< Enjoys Canadian Bear with garlic and a slice of lime.

< Has completely lost her mind, at least what hadn't already succumbed to the madness.

V Watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer but refuses to admit it.

[redsliver]

^ Is in league with the bears!

< I only watched Buffy so I could get all the jokes in The Wotch! I swear!

V Has no idea what The Wotch is and as such has my pity.

[Guest ChibiShiva]

^ Is in a football league with the bears

< Knows what The Wotch is a mispelling of The Witch, or The Wutch.

V Wants to know what the Wotch really is.

[redsliver]

^ Lies about her Wotch-knowledge

< Knows that The Wotch (www.thewotch.com) is a webcomic with many parallels to Buffy but with more transgendering and redhead fetishes, because he has just reread it.

V Not a webcomic fan.

[Guest Corvis]

^ Has hilarious puppets in their siggy. Haha, sweet.

< Doesn't have the time to read webcomics. Also doesn;t know of any good ones.

v Is lighting a candle for me...

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know by now they won't let me play with fire

< Wishes she could go out, sit on a patio and drink some beers (bears?) but can't do any of it because of stupid antibiotics... *grumble*

V Will go out and have a beer for me.

[redsliver]

^ Has given me an excuse to drink!

< Has a Garrison Red for df, which is technically an Ale and not a beer so I will open a Heineken in a few.

V Will open a beer to keep me from drinking alone.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is a wonderful person to drink for me.

< Would open a beer... but can't ... as stated previously. *pout*

< Isn't a huge fan of Heineken... more of an Alexander Keith's girl when drinking the lighter stuff... Kilkenny otherwise... or something from Belgium maybe...

V Thinks I'm a beer snob... and is right.

[taker]

^ THinks that I think Beer is cool FUCK BEER! MERLOT RULES! :-p

< Has never seen Sideways but knos the best line is the following..

"FUCK MERLOT! PIÑOR NOIR RULES!"

V Concurs with me.

[Guest Corvis]

^ is an alcohol connoiseur

< prefers King Cobra or Mad Dog 20/20

v Is going to buy me a 40

[Guest ChibiShiva]

^ Is being given the so-said 40 .

< Enjoys seeing the stupidities people do while they're drunk, then reminds them to the people *evil laugh*

V Doesn't want to drink with me...

[polywolly]

^ Just gave a beer to a pregnant woman. Shame on you!

< Is drinking with you, if coffee counts. Soon, I will be eating pizza and drinking beer, which I have been fantasizing about all day.

< Is reassessing her fantasy queue.

V Hasn't had a beer yet and should really be getting to it!

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is reading my mind again

< Still can't have a beer yet... but will definately have some pizza.

< Is suffering from some serious NHL playoff anxiety. ( GO OILERS GO!!! )

V Didn't even know it was playoff season... and doesn't know who the Oilers are.

[polywolly]

^ Has pegged me correctly yet again.

< Would assume the oilers are the guys who always screw up my seat and mirror settings when I get the oil changed in my car.

V Hates it when they change everything just to move your car 10 freakin' feet!

[taker]

^ Has no idea what the hell they said

< Does an awesome Lil Jon impersonation

V Knows I'm going to post AAHHHHH SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!

[redsliver]

^ His Subaru avatar still makes me pissy. She ruined .Hack!

< bases his 90% of anime is crap theory entirely on the existence of Subaru in .hack, yet is a huge anime nerd.

V Has made a friend cry for her impressive hatred of a well liked fictional character.

[quamp]

^ I'm male, actually, and no, I've never done that.

< Thinks ^ shouldn't judge a genre by one character

V Agrees with this.

[dazzledfirestar]

^Is right.

< Has just joined the iPod nation... and is ashamed to say so.

V Has never owned an MP3 player

[quamp]

^ Sorry, but I have one.

< Just heard the song "Kinky is Everywhere."

V Doesn't know who Kinky Friedman nor Mojo Nixon are.

[redsliver]

^ Understands my ignorance

< Got a Dell DJ, for half the price of an iPod nano, 12 times the harddrive space, and double the warranty.

V Owns an iPod and doesn't like to hear that in retrospect that s/he has been priced gouged by apple.