The People Above And Below You

[Leonhart29]

^ Is standing on the train tracks in a daze

< Is willing to push ^ off of the tracks at the right moment.

V Thinks the light might just be Scooby Doo with a flash light.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is a Daphne fan

< was always more the Jupiter Jones fan

v is now scratching head trying to figure that connection out

[Leonhart29]

^ has good taste.

< Has DPDD (danger prone Daphne Disorder)

V Is trying to find a cure

[Guest echtrae]

^ knows that DPDD has only one cure

< isn't sure if it's safe to share such a thing though

v already knows the cure and has implemented it

[Leonhart29]

^ Is fishing for the cure

< Is thinking that boyfriend's cure of a padded room and no dangerous toys is not the true cure.

V Has another cure in mind

[Guest echtrae]

^ is correct to have scepticism regarding BF's cure

< thinks duct tape might be involved with the cure

v is thinking perhaps super glue

[Leonhart29]

^ Is squirting super glue on <'s chair

< Is smart enough not to sit in a sticky chair

V Is now looking for the duct tape

[Guest echtrae]

^ is incorrect

< already knows where the duct tape is located

v has their own roll of duct tape

[StoryJunkie]

^ able to think his way out of sticky situations

< stays in such situations on purpose and knows the taste of duct tape glue

v trying to wash brain of that image.

[Leonhart29]

^ Seems to have some strange tales to tell.

< Has never tasted duct tape glue and hopefully never will.

V Has brain bleach that < could use just in case the images from ^'s comment becomes too much

[Guest echtrae]

^ needs to embrace the oddities in the world, namely SJ

< thinks that if you're here, then brain bleach is a waste of resources

v doesn't mind the smell of brain bleach

[Leonhart29]

^ Knows < well enough to hide the brain bleach

< Enjoys the oddness that SJ brings to the forum

V Would like a little more oddness put into the mix

[StoryJunkie]

^ saying a mouthful

< not sure if oddness is correct description for a life gone awry.

v doesn't like the smell of any sort of bleach.

[Guest echtrae]

^ oddly awry

< has found that bleach stings the nostrils

v knows that bleach has it's uses

[Leonhart29]

^ Eyes water when bleach is used.

< Only uses bleach on the toughest of stains

V Has another use for it.

[DarkCabaret]

^believes bleach is a cure for tough stains

<only uses bleach if there is no other cleaning products

V uses cleaning products for V's secret purposes

[Leonhart29]

^ Is trying everything not to use bleach.

< Only uses cleaning products in the manner they were intended

V Gets high off of the fumes coming from the cleaning products

[quamp]

^ Allergies make me sick to my stomach any time < smells cleaning products.

< Wishes < could have gotten to this thread earlier.

< Always seems to get in at the worst times.

V Gets in at better times.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is grumbling again

< doesn't know if it's a good time or not, but just shows up when < has time

v would like to live online all of the time

[Leonhart29]

^ Dropps by for a visit and leaves laughter in his wake.

< Knows that life needs to be lived not typed.

V Still thinks online is the best place to be.

[StoryJunkie]

^ knowing, yet not doing....(*wags finger at you*)

< just as guilty

V has hemorrhoids too, just like the rest of us chair jockeys.

[Guest echtrae]

^ victim of *gasp* hemorrhoids

< is awake and not much caring for the experience because it leads to having to go to work

v just plain is

[Leonhart29]

^ Is not looking forward to a work day.

< Has completed the work day

V Didn't do much work today

[Nanaea]

^ Must be able to see the disaster that I call my house.

< Is looking around for the hidden camera.

< Too tired to do any housework.

V Will dress up as a French maid and come clean for <.

[quamp]

^ Are you sure you really want me to do that?

^ Probably was expecting someone else.

< Definitely would not look good in a French maid's outfit.

< Might visit in lederhosen though.

V Doesn't want to see < in lederhosen.