redsliver Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 I'd not be caught pushing balls of dung around If I were shit... Quote
teeta Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 I would be about to hit the fan ... If I were an ass ... Quote
vinsmouse Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be smart. If I were a car... Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be driven. I'd be smart. If I were a thunderstorm... Quote
vinsmouse Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be loud If I were in charge... Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be charging forward. If I were a lighter... Quote
EveKnight75 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be in some idiot's hand. The hand would be playing with me in an attempt to look cool and I'd get so annoyed that I'd burn that hand. If I were a prom queen... Quote
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd have my ankles by my ears If I were a jock Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be strapping. If I were an apple... Quote
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be thigh high to a Smurf. If I were a Smurf... Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be blue. If I were acid... Quote
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be dropped If I were blue... Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be balls. If I were a hero... Quote
EveKnight75 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd become a villain. If I were a hermaphrodite... Quote
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd play with my tits and masturbate. If I were perverted... Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be myself. If I were an iceberg... Quote
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be dangerous where you couldn't see. If I were a morning wood... Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I would light up the room If I were a pencil sharpener... Quote
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd grind and shear until the point was perfect. If I were an element... Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be heating. If I were a table. Quote
Nanaea Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd have four legs. If I were a chair... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I wouldn't scratch the hard wood floors. If I were a tv... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd just be background noise. If I were a piece of gum... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be Bubblicious! If I were a telephone... Quote
madlodger Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 I'd get disconnected. If I were a dream... Quote
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