redsliver Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 I'd not be caught pushing balls of dung around If I were shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 I would be about to hit the fan ... If I were an ass ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinsmouse Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be smart. If I were a car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be driven. I'd be smart. If I were a thunderstorm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinsmouse Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be loud If I were in charge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be charging forward. If I were a lighter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be in some idiot's hand. The hand would be playing with me in an attempt to look cool and I'd get so annoyed that I'd burn that hand. If I were a prom queen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd have my ankles by my ears If I were a jock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be strapping. If I were an apple... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be thigh high to a Smurf. If I were a Smurf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be blue. If I were acid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be dropped If I were blue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be balls. If I were a hero... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd become a villain. If I were a hermaphrodite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd play with my tits and masturbate. If I were perverted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be myself. If I were an iceberg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be dangerous where you couldn't see. If I were a morning wood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I would light up the room If I were a pencil sharpener... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd grind and shear until the point was perfect. If I were an element... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be heating. If I were a table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd have four legs. If I were a chair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I wouldn't scratch the hard wood floors. If I were a tv... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd just be background noise. If I were a piece of gum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I'd be Bubblicious! If I were a telephone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 I'd get disconnected. If I were a dream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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