JayDee's Review Reply Thread (Harry Potter)

[JayDee]

Review for Revenge of the Ravenclaw

A Sane Person

Hahaha oh boy this was hilarious and retarded!

You said that you would portray rape in it's true horrid form yet what I see in this story is a fetishised version of rape, the sex scenes are described with great detail like smut. You made Cho into some hentai tentacle rape monster crossed over with the girl from The Grudge - a more racist portrayal of Cho I have never seen.

This looks like a massive porn parody rather than something disturbing. Why were the Slytherins breeding mud loose when they are supposed to be exterminated? The swelling of their bodies sounds like pregnancy fetish and we have enough of it on youporn.

Thank you for your review! Always happy to read feedback on the forgotten old stories on the back pages. One matter of minor confusion I should be able to clear up - There isn't any statement that I would portray rape in true horrid form. Truth be told, I haven't used the word horrid since I was a character in a Roald Dahl book. I suspect you may have misread the note at the start that,

This story contains content that should not be read by people underneath the age of 21. It is 100% fiction and has no bearing on reality whatsoever. 100% fiction means real life rape is WRONG. The author does not condone illegal and immoral actions described. If you feel rape in the real world is a good thing, bend over in a prison and whistle dixie.

If so, I can assure you that featuring wizards, magic and tentapussies, this story does not take place in the real world. Happy to clear that passage up. Yes, I can also confirm the pregnancy was aimed at a pregnancy fetish audience.

Regarding the lack of extermination: The plot was initially guided in the first story of the un-intended series by Prof. Snape, who was somewhat less keen on murdering everybody than the rest of He who must not be nosed's crew. I fear I could never compete with youporn and so do not try.

Finally, that sounds like a challenge! If I can make the most racist portrayal you've ever seen without trying to be racist, what can I do if I tried? I could even surpass 1932's The Mask of Fu Manchu for sensitive portrayal of our new Chinese overlords!

Thanks again! Me love you long time!

[JayDee]

Heh, right now there are two drabble threads near the top of the HP latest section with titles inspired by Shakespeare. I'm sure Bacon must be so proud (Kidding! I'm in the Stratfordian camp me.)

Ditch-Delivered Drabbles received a review on the first two drabbles then uploaded, which feature incest and bestiality respectively. Why can't I have nice things?

Bad-Kitty

I like these drabbles

Thank you for your review! I've never been that good at drabbles, so it's always nice to see the efforts appreciated

[JayDee]

Not a review reply, but these threads can go for updates too. It doesn't matter in the grand scheme!

I am 3000+ words into a requested Harry/Amelia rapefic, which I'm calling "The Slave of Bones" until I think up something better. It's now far enough in that I could get away with slapping a hasty ending on and calling it finished with a tidy up, but the requester had more stuff they wanted to see in it so am really hoping to get a lot more done. Has been ages since I finished anything of even semi-meaty oneshot length.

Amusingly, of the six requests the requester sent, there was only one other I thought I could do/finish and that was a Harry/Rosmerta request... and then a hentai-foundry artist did this Amelia and Rosmerta NWS fanart which seemed a funny little co-incidence.

[JayDee]

JD: Oooh! quick question, would you object if Harry was forced to eat Amelia out while she was dripping his spunk or is that a little too gay for ya?

Requesting Individual: Hm, yeah I think it is a little too gay for me.

JD: I guess that means felching's right out then. No worries, can always change a bit! Hope to get some more done soon.

Coming soon! The first ever "Excuse me, I just have to go douche before we continue" scene in a JD story. Maybe

[JayDee]

Felching's out, but my requesting chum is in favor of rimming. Sure hope Harry cleans his teeth... anyway, as I finally finished up the first part of the story mentioned in the above two posts, and had the overwhelming feeling that it was a shit sandwich, I didn't expect a whole lotta feedback. Except, possibly, of the negative variety.

To my surprise, after only 2032 hits, It's dredged in a review:

Slave to Bellatrix

I love your idea for this story! My only question is are you going to bring in any of the other HP MILFs? Or maybe have a femdom threesome with Amelia, Harry, and Susan? Heck I think it would be cool if you would include Molly in a dominating role because I have never found a story with a femdom Molly. Keep up the good work.

Thank you for your review! I'm glad that you liked the story, and suspect this is entirely down to the theme rather than the writing It wasn't my idea tho, it was from Maxxx7491 who is very much in favour of others' piling in, but as I want to limit the length of the story will not go to that length.

I don't honestly know why there aren't more femdom Molly stories. Arthur seems like a natural, cheerful, goodnatured sub who undoubtedly spends much of the time between his appearances the pages of the Potter books taking a long thick rubber cock up the ass, and licking feet. Or maybe that's a subtext that didn't quite exist.

Anyway, thanks again for your review, hoping to have the second part up a shitload quicker than the first took me to finish.

[JayDee]

..and less than two weeks later, the second part of The Slave of Bones is written and posted. I think the second part came out better than the first, but let's face it - this is the kind of PWP that will either be liked by people with a fetish for the central niche theme, or ignored.

Anyway, a second review as uploading the concluding part brings on a 1000 or so hits:

DobbyDobs

While Non-Con is really not my thing, Harry/Amelia Bones is sooo rare I'll take what I can get.

Speaking of rare, Some Harry/Molly Weasley would be awesome.

Thanks for your review! A rare case of the specific pairing overruling the RapeFic tag, eh? If I did HP/MW I'd probably do it as cons Molly seducing 'arry, but can't promise anything! Anyway, glad you read it if only for the pairing

[Guest DobbyDobs]

..and less than two weeks later, the second part of The Slave of Bones is written and posted. I think the second part came out better than the first, but let's face it - this is the kind of PWP that will either be liked by people with a fetish for the central niche theme, or ignored.

Anyway, a second review as uploading the concluding part brings on a 1000 or so hits:

Thanks for your review! A rare case of the specific pairing overruling the RapeFic tag, eh? If I did HP/MW I'd probably do it as cons Molly seducing 'arry, but can't promise anything! Anyway, glad you read it if only for the pairing

Hope you don't mind me replying here, I saw the link at the end of the chapter...

Molly seducing Harry in an HP/MW pairing is the way to go man, lol. I have a bit of an obsession with the pairing. Maybe its the rarity, maybe its the forbidden fruit/ older woman factor. I dunno.

If you haven't seen it already, I have a thread specifically for Harry/Molly challenges (A bit stupid sounding challenges, but eh.) in the challenges section of the forum.

Anyway, thanks for replying and keep writing.

[JayDee]

Of course I don't mind! I think the whole idea they have of linking to the forum threads is that so writers can have discussions with readers that don't take up story database space.

I can't honestly say I'll write more HP stories anytime soon, I seem to have less and less time for writing and reading these days. Should I find myself up to it though, I'd take a crack at Harry/Molly. G'luck with your requests and thanks again for that review!

[JayDee]

As part of Gertrude Flint's November 2013 Harry Potter Review self-challenge I've got a new review for Nymphadora Necrophilia. Which is awesome!

GertrudeFlint

Gotta hand it to you for the most straightforward and accurate title ever.

My initial reaction: this little slice of wrongness is amazingly plausible. Your masterful choice of appropriate characters, of course... We all know that Filch and Goyle would be up for it - and if your Flitwick is intended to be the little Hitler-lookalike from the later movies, he might do it too. And oh, Bellatrix! (A Bellatrix who gets to WIN.) Kudos for the surprise twist: I didn't guess at all that she was running the show, until you revealed her as Harry died. Totally in character for her to do this - if there was any way to come back from the dead, she'd take it. (First item on the resurrected agenda: get Molly Weasley...) All the same, as a tiny touch of poetic justice, I'm not at all sorry to see a hint that she's suffering all the soreness of Tonks's orifices.

By the way, I think you're missing a word here: "...Harry with barely a whimper."

I hope you'll see it as a compliment to your creepy-new-reality creation skills that I'm now sitting here wondering if Bellatrix will bring back Voldemort in Remus Lupin's body. And who might be inclined to fuck his corpse in order to make that happen. And even what young Teddy might grow up to be if raised by Voldemort/Bellatrix posing as his parents... Okay, I'll stop there.

Thanks for the invitation to read this! Might never have found it myself. Good writing, enjoyed it very much!

Thank you for your review, and once again good luck in fulfilling your challenge!

Regarding the title - I figured with something like this going for the blatently frank title was the best bet. No chance of people accusing me of mis-leading them in the contents!

Yes, I thought the early "similar to book" Flitwick look from the movies was too Yoda like for this kind of thing, it was the later interpretation I had in mind. Bellatrix ought to win more often. She's just crazy enough to work! And, yeah, you can't have a dwarf on that kind of anal rampage without some soreness. That's why Snow White had hemorrhoids as red as blood.

Thanks for the missing-word point out, I will edit it later Very useful to get that kind of thing because sometimes when I read through I guess my mind fills in bits that should be there, but are not. (I'd edit it right away, but I have a bit of a run around with the editing on here due to my obsolete computer and browser. Bellatrix had a quicker time coming back from the dead...)

That whole idea of Voldemort!Lupin and Bellatrix!Nymphadora raising Teddy is all kinds of awesome. It's probably far to close to proper fanfiction for me to take a shot at it, but it would be cool to see. Nice idea generation yourself.

Thank you again, and good luck again!

PS:...I did specify Brutally Honest rather than Nice didn't I?

[JayDee]

New review on Revenge Of The Ravenclaw

bigrig56

An interesting but definately fucked up story. But it was still interesting, keep up the good work... I'm surprised I haven't seen you write a Lily Potter fic yet with all your other HP fics that you have written.

Thank you for your review! I misread your username as "Bigwig" and thought "Oh crap, the bunnies have found me." For some reason, I wasn't nearly so worried about truckers.

Yes, very fucked up story. This was one of the ones that got my extended allcaps disclaimer of course, I was just flicking back through it for the first time in years and, well,

"I don’t have any Polyjuice Potion, Malfoy, so when I walk out of here… I’m going to need your skin. The things I’m going to do… it’ll be easier to do as a Malfoy. Yes. Doesn’t matter if it’s ripped or torn, I can heal it before I wear it."

Quite.

As for Lily Potter, half the time when I did HP stories it was for a prompt or request, and I guess there was never anything requested with her. I did come up with a title set after that attack by Voldemort - "Lily and the Lust of Libitina" - but I never got around to it. Which is probably for the best.

Thanks again for your review.

[JayDee]

Succulent in Ditch-Delivered Drabbles

AFFModerator BronxWench

I'm giving up trying to get this bleeding thing to let me review as myself, so, here's BW appearing in her work clothes...

There's nothing like a good barbeque to bring people together, and I'll confess to having a fondness for ribs myself. Of course, now I'm hungry and all I have is lasagna. Oh, well...

Wonderful drabble, and thank you!

And thank you! I thought from the codes you might want to give this one a miss, but once I had it in my head I sadly couldn't shift it. I kept saying to myself, c'mon, BW'd rather see some M/M.... but nothing. And now I kind've want some lasagne.

re: The log in - I saw your post in the other thread also, I wonder if it is a symptom of a bigger issue? There's a user trying and failing to log in and review over in the help threads at the moment?

[BronxWench]

In my case, it's ONLY the Harry Potter subdomain that doesn't want me posting as myself. I'm sure it's some bizarre little spell devised by Voldemort, which means he's not invited to the next barbeque.

[JayDee]

So it turns out your user account is a hidden Horcrux?

Eeep.

[JayDee]

Small in Ditch-Delivered Drabbles

BronxWench

That was probably the most brilliant put-down I've ever read. Superb!

(And I'm ME again!)

Thank you! I thought it was maybe a little predictable of me to go for a dick reference, but then I figured what the hell. Folks like consistency. Plus, the man knows his wands!

It'd be nice if I could do some drabbles for these challenget words that didn't make Lucius a buttmonkey. Maybe after the next one

[JayDee]

...and now at 22805 hits, another review for Nymphadora Necrophilia. Three reviews in the last 11468 hits! It's on fire!

NecroNOMNOMicon
While this is an off-the-wall premise for a story, it's not completely insane. I remember seeing poor dead Tonks on the movie screen and thinking, "What a waste of a hottie," and then a typical male response: "I'd still do her." So I'm glad to read a story in which someone finally did. Several someones, no less! I have to admit, after reading Part 1 and seeing there were three more I thought it would be funny if each chapter would feature a different guy having a go at Tonks, and damned if that didn't happen. Learning that the men had a little supernatural nudge to overcome any reluctance to actually molest her where they might easily be caught was hardly surprising, but the use of Bellatrix was a big surprise and a great one. This seems totally up her alley. And offing the Boy Who Lived was another great idea. Perhaps you should revisit this story: Bellatrix on the loose with shape-shifting powers sounds very fun and interesting. This is among the best necro stories I've read! Really great.

Thank you for your review on this story! and the other three on other stories!. You must have had an assload of free time I've never been much of one for going back to stories. I tend to fire and forget. Obviously this was pretty controversial for Harry Potter fandom, contiaining niche paraphilias like hetero and less than entirely handsome people, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out and it's nice to see it is still being read! A Bellatrix follow up would be kind've fun, though to stay on theme I'd have to come up with more corpses than fiction's greatest serial killer, Miss Marple, for folks to interfere with. Oh come on, wherever Marple went, dead folks. Jessica Fletcher was just as bad.

I still say the best thing to come out of this story is the fake ESPN commentary further up page 2 of this thread

[NecroNOMNOMicon]

Thank you for your review on this story! and the other three on other stories!. You must have had an assload of free time

"Assload of free time"? Hell, no! That's my problem... I start by taking a peek and get sucked down the rabbit hole! Before I know it, it's 3 a.m. and I have to be up at 5:30 to go to work, but there I am, reading about necrophiliacs, incestuous farmers in space and automaton rapists.

Uhhhh... I may have a problem.

[JayDee]

Well, I avoided porn fanfic by reading the bible.

Mostly for all the sexy bits.

[JayDee]

The Boy Who Ate Shit And... Part 1! A story that may leave a bad taste in the mouth! Where Nymphadora Necrophilia proved inexplicably popular, this one'll prove inexplicable!

Good thing I don't take the star ratings to heart - first rating was within 10-12 hits and for one star. I'd be willing to bet they didn't read it, just saw the title and codes and BAM!

Heh. Anyway, a review:

pittwitch
Oh my, JayDee - I would only read passed those warnings because I do adore the way you write. And yes, you wrote the vileness of Bellatrix so beautifully that I didn't even notice or look for the prompt words. Well done, although may I add -- ewwww! I read that! Poor Harry!

Nooooooo! I mean, thank you for the review! I suspect reviewing may be a little constipated on this one so getting any comment is cool, and you're really kind with your praise for Bellatrix' vilness but Noooooo! You shouldn't put yourself through something like this if you don't have too! You'd just end up feeling wiped out

Poor Harry, indeed. Us fanfic writers have put him through so much. Though at least I didn't change his name to Drake Quaksforth and move him to a single man-mother's hostel in New York. Though that may come in an AU.

But where did Bellatrix learn the Brown Arts? Is Harry the the kind of Potty to take Bellatrix' breakfast kneeling down? Or will he wreak his terrible miasmatic revenge? Find out only in part number 2! Or possible also in part 3 if I run out of words.

[pittwitch]

Edited June 5, 2015 by pittwitch

[JayDee]

Actually, I nearly had shit hitting the Fan in my Orc sex story.

The Boy Who Ate Shit And...

...and another stomach strengthend by archive moderation!

BronxWench
Oh, my... talk about having one's mind in the toilet. I'm not a fan of scat, but I am a fan of yours, and you did not disappoint. Bellatrix is suitably insane, and Harry is truly in the shit. I've never considered the merits of sperm as a palate-cleanser before, though. I must remember that...

Well done, as always!

Thank you! As with PW I do feel a little bad that you read it. It's pretty niche and frankly scat's right up there with canniblism, torture snuff, overly young characters and Ayn Rand fandom for things that most readers are understandably keen to scroll right past. If a writer I really like had a minor1 tag I'd give it a miss! I wouldn't have minded if I got no reviews for this one! It's nice of you to offer some kinds words, though.

As for palete-cleansers - the House White at the manor has proven more popular than the monthly decanting of House Red.

[JayDee]

These are my current stats for the HP Subdomain. They demonstrate why it's a good thing I don't write for the feedback!

12 stories
67 reviews
170 star rating votes
242902 Hits

[JayDee]

1475 hits on The Boy Who Ate Shit And..., but a distinct lack of comments. I might actually ask for some on part 2 on the basis that if they part one and came back for more they obviously have some thoughts!

NecroNOMNOMicon
Well, that certainly was something new... and different... and... not my cup of tea.

Nevertheless, I cannot argue with how well-written this was. The descriptions really made me feel like I was there (unfortunately). Is there a particular reason why Harry's eyes were sewn shut? (I only know these characters from the movies, so perhaps this is something from the books in relation to Bellatrix?) It seems needlessly cruel; which, I suppose, could be its own reason for doing it.

Did Bellatrix give him the footjob as a little reward, or did she see it as merely humiliating him further? Maybe she's trying to drive him mad by alternating disgust/pleasure stimuli. I'm pretty sure Harry understands his place in this new paradigm. And I'm equally sure he hopes she doesn't have a magic supply of coffee and bran muffins!

PS: Am I right to assume this follows on from the Tonks necrophilia story?

See, in this case, with the scat tag, that'd be a great time for you to react as I did with Minor1 and flee. Thank you for the review! like I said to BW and PW if it's something you folks would want to read y'all shouldn't read it! Good of you to press down the distaste and give us a few words though, so to cover the points -

New Idea - I decided to do the story recently when I was totally out of food and had to eat at McDonalds, but I think there's other HP scatfics out there!

The Eyes - Well, entirely needless cruelty is something of a trademark for me. When I had a title like Flaying Solo, Solo was gonna get skinned... but here it's about sensory deprivation - sure, a blindfold would work but Bellatrix isn't very nice - and also toilets don't have eyes. I had more written to explain it, but dropped it for more sexual detail to make sure it deserved a PWP tag!

The Footjob - Apart from just being pretty humiliating to Harry to be sexually assaulted and have his body respond to it, It's about warping his sexual reactions to be aroused at shit eating. If he comes every time he tastes shit it becomes association. This being a PWP, and Bellatrix being a witch, it's happened quickly. In time for the next part's not especially shocking twist, If I get round to writing it. Also because I thought the partially rough, forced, foot manipulation was hot, I guess. I don't even have a foot fetish. Well... maybe for Shokan feet.

Coffee and Bran muffins - After dropping the kids off she went and had some hot spicy Indian food and played some Johnny Cash.

Tonks - Wrong! At the end of that Harry was dead and Bellatrix was in Tonks' body. It's another world. I hope I didn't just spoil the surprise for anybody who hasn't read that four part corpse fucking spectacular.

Thanks again for your comments, but if you give part 2 a miss when it's out I wouldn't blame you!

[NecroNOMNOMicon]

See, in this case, with the scat tag, that'd be a great time for you to react as I did with Minor1 and flee. Thank you for the review! like I said to BW and PW if it's something you folks would want to read y'all shouldn't read it! Good of you to press down the distaste and give us a few words though, so to cover the points -

Thanks again for your comments, but if you give part 2 a miss when it's out I wouldn't blame you!

Please don't get me wrong: I wasn't complaining that this story wasn't my cup of tea, I was more or less informing you of that fact. Sort of like me saying, "I don't usually do this on the first date, but..." Apologies if it came across as me scolding you or anything like that. I read the tags. I don't normally read scat stories, but I was intrigued to see what you would do with the material, having handled necrophilia so adroitly.

Explaining the eyes and footjob as exactly the sort of sadistic thing Bellatrix would do just for kicks is an excellent bit of characterization. Having only seen the movies, my impressions of her were that she's very powerful, very dangerous, very insane, and everyone was scared shitless (so to speak) of her!

Spicy Indian food... *shudder*. Reminds me of the "South Park" parody of The Human Centipede. Hey, there's an idea -- Bellatrix gathers up some other students and sews them to Harry to make a Hogwarts Human Centipede!!

Damn, I forgot Harry died at the end of the Tonks "corpse-fucking spectacular." (I guess I liked that story so much I wanted it to go on somehow...)

And, finally, I fully intend to read Part 2 when/if you decide to write it up! Just in case you give a shit...

(You see what I did there? Did you see it? Oh, yeah!)

[JayDee]

No, no! Not like scolding at all - what I was getting at was, well, if it's not your cup of tea it's better to have some coffee rather than choke it down

You wanted the best joke, you ended up with number 2!

[JayDee]

The Slave of Bones has 22415 hits and now 3 reviews. Which presumably means it is terrible. Ah well. Still doing better than Honor of the Slytherin with 42636 hits and 3 reviews!

ToxiclyPoison

Gutted that this story hasnt been updated in a long time, it has a lot of potential hopefully one day you'll continue with it.

Thank you for your comment! I'm happy that you feel it has potential, but unfortunately the story is already complete. Should any other author want to write to sequel I'd be happy with that (which is unlikely, I fear!), but I've got nothing more to do for it, hence the Complete tag!

Sorry for any disappointment caused.