The Why Game

[redsliver]

because he has undergone more experimental surgery than any other race, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he has self image problems. Why?

[redsliver]

because he has always wanted to be Mr. T, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because MR. T got all the gold necklaces. Why?

[redsliver]

Because he's one tough mutha fucka, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he's got big muscles. Why?

[redsliver]

because he ate his broccoli like his mama done told him, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because his mama was a tough motha fucka too. Why?

[redsliver]

because she watched a lot of murder she wrote, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because Matlock was on too late. Why?

[redsliver]

because Angela Lansbury goes to bed early, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she's a dirty bitch! Why?

[redsliver]

because she's having a torrid affair with Anderson Cooper, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because anyone would if they could. Why?

[Guest Nympho]

Because the man is definitely of the fuckable variety. Why?

(dammit, Daz. I didn't see him as fuckable until you started in in him and now I'm having dreams... )

[redsliver]

Because of his shocking resemblance to me, why?

[Guest Zimarah]

Because he and Red are long lost brothers. Why?

[englishwitch]

his father got horny on a night out. why?

[redsliver]

because he had a penis and let it do the thinking, why?

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Because his penis has a bigger head then he does... why?

[redsliver]

because he cross medicated those internet penis enlarging pills, why?

[Nanaea]

Because some chick laughed at him when she saw him naked, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she was an insensitive person. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because she was raised that way. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because her parents didn't really love each other. Why?