redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because he has undergone more experimental surgery than any other race, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because he has self image problems. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 because he has always wanted to be Mr. T, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Because MR. T got all the gold necklaces. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Because he's one tough mutha fucka, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Because he's got big muscles. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 because he ate his broccoli like his mama done told him, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Because his mama was a tough motha fucka too. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 because she watched a lot of murder she wrote, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Because Matlock was on too late. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 because Angela Lansbury goes to bed early, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 Because she's a dirty bitch! Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2006 Report Posted September 11, 2006 because she's having a torrid affair with Anderson Cooper, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 Because anyone would if they could. Why? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 Because the man is definitely of the fuckable variety. Why? (dammit, Daz. I didn't see him as fuckable until you started in in him and now I'm having dreams... ) Quote
redsliver Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 Because of his shocking resemblance to me, why? Quote
Guest Zimarah Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 Because he and Red are long lost brothers. Why? Quote
englishwitch Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 his father got horny on a night out. why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 because he had a penis and let it do the thinking, why? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 Because his penis has a bigger head then he does... why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 because he cross medicated those internet penis enlarging pills, why? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 14, 2006 Author Report Posted September 14, 2006 Because some chick laughed at him when she saw him naked, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 Because she was an insensitive person. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 14, 2006 Author Report Posted September 14, 2006 Because she was raised that way. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 Because her parents didn't really love each other. Why? Quote
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