Guest Nympho Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because they contain chemicals that would make a rat glow in the dark. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Because those chemicals are cheaper than the safer kinds. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because safety requires more tests and PETA keeps stealing our animals, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because they value animal lives over human lives. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because animals can do tricks sometimes, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because they know that's what it takes to survive. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because they learn quickly how to get food, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because if they don't they become food. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because if they weren't supposed to be eaten they wouldn't have been made of meat, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because everyone needs meat to live a happy life. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because meat tastes like murder and murder tastes delicious, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because sins always feel good. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because desserts are named after them, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because people like their sins packaged as sweet and harmless. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because that way you can get more into one day, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because sweet tastes better than salty. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because you're brain is programed to think that sucrose is the most important nutrient your body needs, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because we were all fed too much sugar as children. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because there was a goddamned toucan on the box, why? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because putting Michael Jackson on the boc would kill the sales. Why? Quote
englishwitch Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because no one wants michael Jackson staring at them from the kitchen cupboard. why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 because michael jackson will spoil if not kept in the fridge, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because some of his spare parts will rot if left in the sun too long. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because his face has been dead since 1983, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Posted September 10, 2006 Because he is genetically no longer human. Why? Quote
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