Ginevra Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Because when they go to scratch their heads thoughtfully, they can't figure out which head to scratch. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Because they like to scratch their penis heads more. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Because female Under-the-Bed Monsters are taught by their mothers that touching penises is icky. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Because Monsters' penises are green. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Because little boy-Monster's are always eating green crayons. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Because Green is their favorite color Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Because green is for noobs Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Because newbs are envious of us veteran, and green is the color of envy, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Because Adam envied Eve for eating the apple the snake gave them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Cause Adam liked apples, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Because apples are delicious! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Because God made them extra sweet to tempt Eve. Why does God make the most tempting things the things we're "not supposed" to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Because he likes to mess with us. Why does God like to mess with us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuraiNeko Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Because we're like toys, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 (that's just not fair XD) because we break and leak and stuff... why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Because we're foolish mortals. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Because we suck, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 To keep breathing. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Death sucks, Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 When you die you cannot eat, Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Your mouth gets all sticky and gross. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Because humans like to babble. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Because humans are programed by society to be stupid and senseless. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 They are afraid to fall. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 You have to think when others can't do it for you. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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