Ginevra Posted October 11, 2007 Report Posted October 11, 2007 Because when they go to scratch their heads thoughtfully, they can't figure out which head to scratch. Why? Quote
madlodger Posted October 11, 2007 Report Posted October 11, 2007 Because they like to scratch their penis heads more. Why? Quote
Ginevra Posted October 11, 2007 Report Posted October 11, 2007 Because female Under-the-Bed Monsters are taught by their mothers that touching penises is icky. Why? Quote
madlodger Posted October 12, 2007 Report Posted October 12, 2007 Because Monsters' penises are green. Why? Quote
Ginevra Posted October 13, 2007 Report Posted October 13, 2007 Because little boy-Monster's are always eating green crayons. Why? Quote
Wolfie Posted November 15, 2007 Report Posted November 15, 2007 Because Green is their favorite color Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted November 15, 2007 Report Posted November 15, 2007 Because green is for noobs Why? Quote
DarkCabaret Posted November 29, 2007 Report Posted November 29, 2007 Because newbs are envious of us veteran, and green is the color of envy, why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted November 29, 2007 Report Posted November 29, 2007 Because Adam envied Eve for eating the apple the snake gave them. Why? Quote
DarkCabaret Posted December 8, 2007 Report Posted December 8, 2007 Cause Adam liked apples, why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 8, 2007 Report Posted December 8, 2007 Because apples are delicious! Why? Quote
Shinju Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Because God made them extra sweet to tempt Eve. Why does God make the most tempting things the things we're "not supposed" to do? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 11, 2007 Report Posted December 11, 2007 Because he likes to mess with us. Why does God like to mess with us? Quote
KuraiNeko Posted December 19, 2007 Report Posted December 19, 2007 Because we're like toys, why? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted December 19, 2007 Report Posted December 19, 2007 (that's just not fair XD) because we break and leak and stuff... why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 Because we're foolish mortals. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 When you die you cannot eat, Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 25, 2007 Report Posted December 25, 2007 Your mouth gets all sticky and gross. Why? Quote
Shinju Posted December 27, 2007 Report Posted December 27, 2007 Because humans like to babble. Why? Quote
Shinju Posted December 27, 2007 Report Posted December 27, 2007 Because humans are programed by society to be stupid and senseless. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 They are afraid to fall. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 You have to think when others can't do it for you. Why? Quote
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