dazzledfirestar Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Did you invite the bikers to Nessy's coming out party? That'll hurt tomorrow. Quote
redsliver Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Do you think Nessie can swallow this Q-Tip whole? That hurt to type. Quote
quamp Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 How did it feel to be honest about your penis size? It's not larger than mine. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 What do you think about the size of my inflated ego? 3 inches if it's anything. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 How big is that stick you're holding? Red would. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Who would like this last lobster tail, and could I get a snuggle out of the deal? That's a mighty high price to pay. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 Did you see that their charging twenty bucks for a vibrating ring on a condom? That's just rich. Quote
quamp Posted May 30, 2007 Report Posted May 30, 2007 How would you like an extreme brandy fudge chocolate extreme dessert? Oh, well, I - HEY!!! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 31, 2007 Report Posted May 31, 2007 How would you feel if I stole your fudge chocolate dessert? *does so and runs* He's lying. Quote
Guest WFK Posted May 31, 2007 Report Posted May 31, 2007 The first thing women think at 5 am when their husbands stumble in and open their mouths. The hell you will! Quote
quamp Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 I want to take all your porn. May I? (Oh sorry, WFK - the responses must be phrased in the form of a question.) Intelligence seems to be growing at a much slower rate than population. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 What do you think is the biggest problem with today's society? No, not really. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 Would you be willing to bend over for me and say R-U-N three times fast? Diet soda Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 What's your favorite poison? That's not quite what she meant. Quote
Guest WFK Posted June 1, 2007 Report Posted June 1, 2007 What's a line your mother says to your boyfriend after you say you hate him at a wedding rehersal? I've got a lovely pair thank you, I certainly don't need yours! Quote
Shaduan Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Would you like to buy some Weasley twins? It has to, because the fish is stuffed with cottage cheese. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Why does the dog keep mooing like a cow? That was a bit odd. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 How the hell did you get your feet behind your head? Many years of training. Quote
redsliver Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 How'd you get your tongue to lick your forehead? I had a bad childhood. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Why do you cry everytime we bring up Disney movies? Tissue maybe. Quote
redsliver Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Where do I leave my millions of children? A little closer. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Is the camera zoomed in enough? That's huge! Quote
Guest WFK Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Something a lesbian says frequently. Holy, man! Those are some big ones! Quote
redsliver Posted June 2, 2007 Report Posted June 2, 2007 Do you think my giant balls make my dick look shorter? Ow, quit it. Quote
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