quamp Posted March 31, 2007 Report Posted March 31, 2007 What was that you were shouting at the racetrack? Curses! My plans are foiled again! Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 31, 2007 Report Posted March 31, 2007 Why are all these blueprints covered in Reynold's Wrap? It's the plot of Stephen King's first Romance Novel. Quote
quamp Posted March 31, 2007 Report Posted March 31, 2007 O.k., I have this cool idea for a fic. It's about a guy who takes this girl to the prom, and everyone teases her, so she goes ballistic and unleashes a bunch of superhuman powers. What do you think? Please don't feed the plot bunnies. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted April 2, 2007 Report Posted April 2, 2007 Hey! Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if ALL the TV shows on all the networks turned out to be in the same world? If Mulder and Scully investigated spaceships that turned out to be from Battlestar Galactica, and CSI investigations led to prosecution on Law and Order, and if a murder at the Iron Chef competition was investigated by....? ------ That would be one of the signs of the apocalypse... Quote
quamp Posted April 3, 2007 Report Posted April 3, 2007 What would happen if Adam Sandler made a decent movie? We dare not risk another frontal assault; that plot bunny's a killer! Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 3, 2007 Report Posted April 3, 2007 Did you see the teeth on that thing? Bring forth the holy hand grenade! Quote
redsliver Posted April 3, 2007 Report Posted April 3, 2007 Isn't it just a rabbit? A bag of valencia oranges, it'll tell 'em what's what and not leave a mark. Quote
quamp Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 What should I use to teach kids about the importance of eating citrus fruits? That heartless bastard!! How DARE he stomp on my fandom!! Quote
Keith Inc. Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 The director for the next Harry Potter movie is hiring Adam Sandler to play a new instructor at Hogwarts. ---- Because the spread was Death, the Two of Cups, The Tower, The Page of Swords and the Seven of Donuts. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 What makes you think the cop is going to die? It just fell down. Quote
quamp Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 Why is the wall in the bar on the ground? (Oh, BTW, I am NOT a Harry Potter fan!!) He just didn't care enough to research things. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 What made you think I would like manure smelling candies? She sank and that's why she's BBQ. Quote
quamp Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 Say, what happened to that ship made from mesquite wood that I gave you? We should give him a healthy dose of shut the fuck up. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 You see that idiot over there... he's spouting off about politics again, what should we do? It makes the knees go weak and the heart beat out of your chest. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 7, 2007 Report Posted April 7, 2007 So what do you think of this photo of me? That's a bit of an overreaction. Quote
redsliver Posted April 10, 2007 Report Posted April 10, 2007 Kid threw his skittles at me, don't I get to take his hands? Well as long as they don't look too tacky on the mantle. Quote
redsliver Posted April 10, 2007 Report Posted April 10, 2007 Did you make the video Kama Sutra? Wackiness abounds. Quote
quamp Posted April 10, 2007 Report Posted April 10, 2007 What do you think about some of the questions in this thread, Red? Halp! Eive bean ataked by teh demun uf baad spulling!! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Why are you banging your head against your keyboard? Just put the box in the attic and ignore it. Quote
redsliver Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 The baby fell asleep in the refrigerator box, should I move her to the crib? Look out! He's got a leg! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 Would you prefer we did the chicken dance or the polka in your front yard? Silly buggers. Quote
quamp Posted April 13, 2007 Report Posted April 13, 2007 What do you think about the flea comedy troupe? He's locked safely away in suburban hell. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 What have you done with your cool alter-ego? I think he's a spy. Quote
redsliver Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 Why did you shoot the Ronald McDonald statue? I'll take two. Quote
DarkCabaret Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 Would you like one or two snakes in the pool? You shouldn't touch me there. Quote
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