Leonhart29 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 The most rivitting example of cinimatic writing to grace the pages of this or any forum in years. That and a heavy dose of humility will get you a smile. So how did Quamp react to his last post? Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 Hey, you've been answering questions with questions since dinner. Are you going to stop, now? ----- Because there's an alligator in the water trap, that's why! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 Why can't we go swimming? Well, go down and take a look. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 Is it possible to make eye contact while performing oral sex on an elephant? ---- Three. One with stripes, two with polka dots. Quote
redsliver Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 How many'd you bag last night? Like one of those late night informercials for phone sex. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 Is it me, or is the Senator's speech long on imagery, short on actual content? ---- The helping verbs: is, am, are, was, were, be, being, been, has, have, had, do, does, did, shall, will, should, would, may, might, must, can, could. Quote
redsliver Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Are you just going to stand their or are you going to help? Whatever, so long as I get to verb her adjective noun! Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 How can you stand dating an English Major that corrects your sentence structure? ------ The third man in charge of the janitorial staff of the Empire State Building. Quote
redsliver Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Do you remember that guy? You know, the guy with the hat? She seems a little frisky tonight. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Three dead, forty wounded, six missing in action; two fires, a five car pile-up and a loss of containment at the nuclear facility. What is Supergirl DOING? ----- For any operation which affords access, or may afford access, there shall be two persons present, each authorized in writing, with sufficient technical knowledge with respect to the task to be performed to negate any chance of error. Quote
redsliver Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 What's it going to take to bang the president's daughter? I beats using my hands. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Why did you carry the donuts back to bed on THAT? ----- Because the variables won't and the constants aren't. Quote
redsliver Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Its the 21st millenium, why don't I have my flying cars? Everyone knows giraffes are poisonous! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Would you have sex with that giraffe for a million dollars? Pita pockets. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 If we made clothes out of sandwiches, where would we keep our wallets? ----- Thirteen stripes, of red and white, a field of blue, with white stars. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Whatcha burning? If that's the way you see it, then fine. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 You don't have to use a telescope, why don't you just hold your hands cupped and squint? ------ Passing two two zero feet, all conditions normal on the dive. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Ummm... why are you wearing snorkling gear? Green and purple of course. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Great. The eyeballs are all mixed up. Which irises are yours? --- Outnumbered, sure, outgunned, maybe, but never outclassed. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Do you know that the Canadian military's motto is? Its pink and frilly. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Do you know what the Canadian military's motto is? Think zebras, not mounties... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Are they wearing the red surge? Ohhh... stripes! Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 You wanna be beaten unconcious or whipped until stripes of skin are torn outta your hide? ------------ Oh, Paul Lynde, probably. Quote
redsliver Posted March 24, 2007 Report Posted March 24, 2007 Who was that chick from Casablanca? No, I don't think that's it. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 24, 2007 Report Posted March 24, 2007 Here! I looked everywhere, then figured that it might have fallen into the well, so a rented a crane and lowered a platform down and dove in and felt around, but didn't find it, so i figured it might have sunk into the mud, so I got a sump and pumped all the mud out until we hit the rock base at the bottom, then climbed back up and ran all the mud through a sluice, and examined everything left in the mesh and found this, took it to a jeweler to have it polished and the stone reset and finally, here, because i love you so much, this is your wedding ring, right? ----- The cloaking device keeps flickering. Quote
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