Nanaea Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 What pick up line gets you the most tail at RenFests? The answer is "no." Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 What did your mommy say when you asked if you could flush your brother down the porta-potty at the fair? Be careful what you do. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 DO you think I should include Jersey Girl in the Kevin Smith movie fest this weekend? Maybe if you try it with pink lemonade. Quote
quamp Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 Why do you think nobody's going into the second orgy? It's enough to make a grown man cry. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 Have you seen any of the Calgary Flames games recently? *laughs manically at her husband for liking a team that sucks* Purple. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 What color spray-on condom you going to get for your SO when they come out? Because the voices said so! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 Why are you shaving your head? Vikings could have been there first. Quote
redsliver Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Why didn't you sleep with those hot Norweigian twins? Hot Norweigian twins. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Who covered the couches in furs? Crystal Light. Quote
Nanaea Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 How do you get your hair so shiny? A hermaphrodite, a nun, and the entire Lacrosse team. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Who walked into a bar? That was the punchline. Quote
redsliver Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 What the hell do you mean, you're leaving me and taking the kids? Oh, well at least I still have my health. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Was that the hot water tank that just blew up? Brrrrrrr... Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 How's that chainmail bikini working out for you? It pinches in all the wrong places. Quote
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 How's that new secretary working out? Five of clubs. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 What was your card again? That trick never works. Quote
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Hello, little girl. Will you help me find my puppy in this big, obviously sinister, windowless van? That was one for the record books. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Did you know that one time I jumped over a daschund? That is just plain silly. Quote
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 What should I call this putty? It's my new invention. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 What's with the bannana in your ear? It's called a phone. Quote
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 What's that thing vibrating in your front pocket? Just cellophane and a bottle of Gatorade. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 What did you take for your weekend escape? I think you might be missing something. Quote
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Am I supposed to put anything inside my skydiving backpack other than cookies and back issues of National Geographic? Only if it rhymes with "clock". Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Do you want something in particular for dinner tonight? That would be the ticker at the bottom. Quote
polywolly Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Where do we find out the starting lineup for the Orgy as well as the latest news and weather updates? Too many. Quote
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