redsliver Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 Hey! What's your hand doing in my pants? Cause you might slip and hurt yourself.
polywolly Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 Why shouldn't I coat the floor at the top of the stairs with peanut oil and then run around the house in my wooden clogs? It's lonely in the middle.
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 What did this woman's (not work safe?) mysterious third boob say? Slowly. Very slowly.
quamp Posted July 30, 2006 Report Posted July 30, 2006 How do many people want to see George W. Bush die? Smile like you mean it.
redsliver Posted July 30, 2006 Report Posted July 30, 2006 What should I do when your mother gets frisky? This will make it slide in easier.
Nanaea Posted July 30, 2006 Report Posted July 30, 2006 Why are you licking yourself? Because I said so, that's why!
redsliver Posted July 30, 2006 Report Posted July 30, 2006 Why do I always have to be the one in the schoolgirl outfit? Don't make me break my foot off of your ass.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 31, 2006 Report Posted July 31, 2006 So, whatcha gonna do about it, huh? Only if you promise to buy me breakfast in the morning.
quamp Posted July 31, 2006 Report Posted July 31, 2006 Will you and your cute friend have sex with me together? That's nothing like I had intended.
StoryJunkie Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 You're going to put that baseball bat up my WHAT? Do you WANT to live to see your next birthday? It's two goldfish!
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 What's better than one goldfish? It's both delicious and nutritious!
Guest Madapple Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 Have you heard of the new sandwich spread called Toe Jam? ************ The event horizon of a blackhole the size of your head.
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 What's everyone waiting for? Yes, I do, but not with you.
redsliver Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 So, is it true you provide stellar oral sex to donkeys? So long as you wear this straw hat and fill your shirt full of straw.
Guest Mike256bit Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 Isn't there another way for me to tap into your farm fantasies? Luckily, I didn't have to undress the dog.
quamp Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 What happened when you saw that ugly girl in very little? You're gonna crash on the barrelhead son.
redsliver Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Quamp can you speak in a way that I cannot decipher? Honey, I just missed I won't do it again... unless you liked it?
Nanaea Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 What the HELL do you think you're doing?! You'll wish you were dead.
StoryJunkie Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 what happens when the forum suddenly loses its appeal? Holy Mother of God!
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Did I tell you about my Firefly/Fraggle Rock crossover lemon? Be quiet Wembley, I have to see if there's a post card from my uncle Travelin' Matt.
englishwitch Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 What did i say to make the doctors think i was insane? Worth over 20,000 dollers
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 What kind of prostitute did you say you were? Running guns and bedtime stories.
dazzledfirestar Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 What are suitable passtimes for pre-schoolers? Lemonade and All-Dressed chips
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 What makes you horny baby? Chicken chips and pepperoni.
dazzledfirestar Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 What makes a good side dish for chocolate covered sex-bots? Kleenex and Q-Tips
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