quamp Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Can you name a good Republican? I don't know, but I wouldn't want to meet it in a dark alley.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 So, what did you think of your brother's new girlfriend? Another day, another dime, another chance to waste my time.
polywolly Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 What does today plus calling in sick equal if you divide it by don't give a flying fuck? Potato chips, a can of RAID and 75 kitty cat calanders.
Nanaea Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Vanna, tell Polywolly what she's won. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 So, why did you decide to drink that 12 pack right outside of the police station? Mere words don't even begin to describe how little I really care.
quamp Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 What do you think of that pretentiously angst-ridden, very bad Marty Stu fic? DEATH TO MARTY STU!!!!
redsliver Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 What's a good name for my new Back to the Future/Family Guy crossover? Yeah, can you come back in a few more beers?
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 Ready for your sobriety test? The world's smallest violin playing hearts and flowers for you.
quamp Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 What are you doing to get into the Guiness book of world records? Do you honestly think that would ever happen?
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 Why couldn't I get a millionare to fall in love with me? Because to be honest, no one really cares.
redsliver Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 Why won't you tell me who my father is? Because he's a man!
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 No, seriously, what's Melody doing in that men's room? And it just would not stop flowing.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 So, how excited did you get when you saw him? Great, now I have to go change my pants.
polywolly Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 Did you know that pissing yourself to stay warm violates the dress code? Jingles is my favorite.
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 Which prison cellmate did you really warm up to? And we're not even wearing shirts
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 I know you had girls in tiny bikini's and everything, but what was it that really made your girls volleyball carwash so successful? Spike it baby! Spike it!
StoryJunkie Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 What do you want me to do to the ladies' auxilary punch? I've had this black eye for a week already
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 How long ago did you try to break up that midget fight? Vertically challenged, thank you.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 Why can't you stand up straight? No thank you, I live vicariously through my characters.
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 What does Melody say when offered a night of gratuitous and noisy sex? We had to hit is eight times before it finally stopped.
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 So, is the new baby's crying keeping you up at night? They wouldn't dare!
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 Why do I always have to tell the truth? Sometimes you just have to pick red.
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 Why is the sunset that color? Oh HELL no he didn't! :: cobra neck and finger snapping go here ::
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 So, did I tell you that guy just gave your name out to the Jehovas Witnesses? Yes, but only if you give me ice cream first.
StoryJunkie Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 Is it possible to get you to clean my house tomorrow? It was always there!
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now