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Can you name a good Republican?

I don't know, but I wouldn't want to meet it in a dark alley.

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So, what did you think of your brother's new girlfriend?

Another day, another dime, another chance to waste my time.

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So, why did you decide to drink that 12 pack right outside of the police station?

Mere words don't even begin to describe how little I really care.

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What do you think of that pretentiously angst-ridden, very bad Marty Stu fic?

DEATH TO MARTY STU!!!!

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Ready for your sobriety test?

The world's smallest violin playing hearts and flowers for you.

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What are you doing to get into the Guiness book of world records?

Do you honestly think that would ever happen?

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Why couldn't I get a millionare to fall in love with me?

Because to be honest, no one really cares.

Guest Mike256bit
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No, seriously, what's Melody doing in that men's room?

And it just would not stop flowing.

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So, how excited did you get when you saw him?

Great, now I have to go change my pants.

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Which prison cellmate did you really warm up to?

And we're not even wearing shirts

Guest Soulsearcher
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I know you had girls in tiny bikini's and everything, but what was it that really made your girls volleyball carwash so successful?

Spike it baby! Spike it!

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What do you want me to do to the ladies' auxilary punch?

I've had this black eye for a week already

Guest Soulsearcher
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How long ago did you try to break up that midget fight?

Vertically challenged, thank you.

Guest Melody Fate
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Why can't you stand up straight?

No thank you, I live vicariously through my characters.

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What does Melody say when offered a night of gratuitous and noisy sex?

We had to hit is eight times before it finally stopped.

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So, is the new baby's crying keeping you up at night?

They wouldn't dare!

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Why do I always have to tell the truth?

Sometimes you just have to pick red.

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Why is the sunset that color?

Oh HELL no he didn't! :: cobra neck and finger snapping go here ::

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So, did I tell you that guy just gave your name out to the Jehovas Witnesses?

Yes, but only if you give me ice cream first.

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Is it possible to get you to clean my house tomorrow?

It was always there!

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