Guest Melody Fate Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 What is something you can say to make yourself sound poetic and pretentious at the same time? So I ran him over with a steam roller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 A guy came up to me and said that he hadn't had a roll in a week. What did I do? Gambling is but another way to part a fool from his/her money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 So, what does your fortune cookie say? Because monkeys like macarroni salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 What's with the 18 pounds of bananas? Higher learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 So, what's your favorite myth about what college is? Keggers, raves and toga parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 What is the true college experience? Soulsearcher with a AK-47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 What is Agaib hoping to find in his back yard? You could always use Crisco as a substitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 When greasing up a flagpole, what do you do if you run out of canola oil? Grace under fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 What is the last thing anyone would ever attribute to President Bush? Hippies playing D&D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Mommy where do babies come from? Naked, greasy and twelve dollars an hour up front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 You wanna know how Redsliver likes his women? No, he's just a light sleeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Does your husband always wake up during the colonic? Heroin, grapefruit, and sometimes a good DVD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 So, what do I need to make this date a success? Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 What "tools" does melody keep in her "closet o' fun"? Hello ma baby, hello ma darlin', hello ma ragtime gal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 What is the proper greeting to give the Queen? Kick 'em where it counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 How do you thank someone for introducing you to your S.O.? Off with her head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 How should I deal with my overbearing mother-in-law? One pill makes you taller and one pill makes you small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 How did they pick if Viagra should be blue or green? I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Why aren't you wearing a top? Peptobismol and a box of condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 What do you plan on giving the happy couple? Because crazy people are nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Why do you keep trying to feed mental patients to that elephant? Ninjas riding elephants with shotguns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 So, what did you dream about last night? Because it gives me that warm, fuzzy, feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Why did you just but that kitten down your pants? No, I think I'd rather have the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Don't you want to try my deep friend road kill? Bell-kicks and keesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 What the hell is Soulsearcher talking about? Pizza dough and Citrus Listerine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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