redsliver Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 How do you think I can get with Scarlet Johanson? It'll work Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 What were you chanting in the bathroom to yourself? Odd, but it might work if you include a whistle. Quote
madlodger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 A U-bend and an empty beer bottle tied toghether by guitar strings should extend my vocal range, right? Turn the power on. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Why isn't my computer working?? It's over your shoulder. Quote
Nanaea Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 What happened to my left breast? Just bite it off. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 How am I supposed to get this bondage kit out of its packaging? Just lay still and think of England. Quote
Nanaea Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Do I really have to have sex with Prince Charles? No. Just no. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Are you going to work on that Dumbledore/Voldemort lemon? *shiver* Quote
Nanaea Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Is it cold in here, or is it just me? I'm not sure - do it again. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Did Draco just flinch when you said ferret? Twenty feet up. Quote
madlodger Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 What do we say about a party attended by ten sluts? Green light. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2007 Report Posted September 14, 2007 What's that shiny thing above the intersection ahead? No, you shouldn't. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Should I? There's no fun in that. Quote
madlodger Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 What do you think about quitting all vices and working on spiritual development? Not again! Quote
redsliver Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Hey babe, how about you be on top? I don't want to work tonight. Do It Yourself Quote
madlodger Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 What am I supposed to do now, since you've passed out? I am always on top Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 Want to try something different tonight? Hey, whatever works for you. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 How about this riding crop? It's not that bad. Quote
WotanAnubis Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 So, how's that rash coming? Dwarfs, spaceships, something like that anyway. Quote
madlodger Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 What do you plan to include in your autobiography, dear? Shocking. Quote
redsliver Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 What do you think about getting two in the pink and one in the stink? I do love them. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 Red, what's with all the fluffy bunnies? They bite. Quote
redsliver Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 Daz, why'd you take all my fluffy bunnies? No thanks. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 Do you want them back, Red? There's more of them. Quote
madlodger Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 Oh, crap, I accidentally stepped on one. Pick it up. Quote
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