Shaduan Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 Why are you coming at me wielding a cucumber with a condom over it? Because the chickenmonkey told me to.
Guest echtrae Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 What's going to be your answer if the cops ask you why you're trying to screw the purple hippo? Follow the map.
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 Which way to Alpha Centuri? The Pope made me do it!
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 Why are you wearing that giant hat? Its a collection.
madlodger Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 Why do you attach serial numbers to dead bodies in your basement, Mr. Hannibal Lector? We'll take it slow.
quamp Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 So... do y'all like your sex fast or slow? That statement does not stand up to intense scrutiny.
Guest echtrae Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 Do you think politicians might actually have the best interests of the public in mind when they make laws? No more politics.
Leonhart29 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 What's the one subject you can think of that you'd be happy never to have to suffer through again? Because Chicken Little said so.
Guest echtrae Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 Why are we running? Never believe a talking chicken.
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 What is the rule you live by? He deserved it.
Guest echtrae Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 Why did you prepare the talking chicken for dinner? Finger licking good.
redsliver Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 How's Nanaea today? We all saw that coming.
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 Did you see Trae's head explode when that forumite asked if he could put a fluffy little bunny on her member title? Awww, how cute.
quamp Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 What did you think of that fluffy little bunny the forumite wanted to put in the title? I said maybe and that's final!
madlodger Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Hey, quampy, we are going out tonight - Yes or No? Chocolates and cherries.
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 What are you putting on your steak?? BBQ is best.
madlodger Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Mr. Demon, what do you use instead of massage oil in Hell? Rub it in in slow circles.
quamp Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 So how do you like sunscreen applied to your back, Madlodger? Oh, *now* you tell me.
madlodger Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Quampy, any mortal who gets to apply sunscreen to a half-demon's back becomes automatically enslaved to the said demon. You knew that before you started, right? Hehehe! There is no need to cry.
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 How could you spill my milk?? Leave it for the dog.
madlodger Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Should I clean it up? That wasn't cow's milk at all.
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Why does this milk taste like fish? If I kill one of them, the girls will kill me!
madlodger Posted July 1, 2007 Report Posted July 1, 2007 Why is your apartment overflowing with erotic plot bunnies? Ewww! Take it off of me!
dazzledfirestar Posted July 1, 2007 Report Posted July 1, 2007 Did you know you've got a puppy on your shoulder? Just hem it up.
Leonhart29 Posted July 1, 2007 Report Posted July 1, 2007 Why is my skirt dragging the ground? Because I said so - so don't argue with me!
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