Keith Inc. Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Why are all my cans of shaving cream empty? ----- There are plenty more up on the shelf, behind the cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Got any extra condoms? That's what they did in the cartoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Why's there a safe on my wife? Stay in formation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Did you see that sign, 'blowjobs half off for soldiers?' --- Please remain seated until the aircraft comes to a complete halt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 We're going down! What're we going to do? Careful, he spits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Oh, isn't that a cuddly and cute snake? ----- The force required would exceed 400 foxbats per hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 So why aren't you trying to fly to Russia and back in 45 minutes? It's because the carpet didn't match the drapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Sir, the entire nation is asking why the President declared war on one room of the White House? --- It's the only thing meaner than a wolverine with a toothache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Have you seen StoryJunkie on her latest rampage? Follow the tutorial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 So, this fic gets me hot. So hot. Way hot. And my manmeat gets so hard. I guess there's something i can do, when it gets like that? Something to relieve the tensions? But i don't know how. How can i learn how to beat off? ------ That's just one of the ads for the site, don't worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 What is that annoying thing in the upper right corner? It is, but a scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Red, why are you bleeding all over the carpet? Oh, that'll be gone in no time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 What's with this huge morning wood? People like you should be locked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I'm thinking about becoming a devout Republican. Wanna join me? (I guess someone didn't know what "the carpet didn't match the drapes" means.) It's very easy, I assure you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I'm not sure I'm qualified for womanising. Careful, she's a little, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Is it okay if I ask your mom out, some time? -------- (I guess someone didn't know what "the carpet didn't match the drapes" means.) (You guess wrong. It's referring to the relative pigmentation of the two main collections of hair on a woman, suggesting that at least one of them has been subject to color enhancement. I just didn't feel like using it that way. But go ahead, use it again, maybe someone else'll answer the way you want them to.) -------- Dude! That's the biggest burrito I've ever SEEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 How'd you feel when you met your wife? Please don't kill me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 So, what's your most successful pick-up line? ----- It's not that sort of friendship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 How do you feel about classical music? less talky talky, more sucky sucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 How are things on your side of the world? A bit breezy here at the politician's convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 How do you like the macrame pants? ---- It's locked in a safe-within-a-safe, both welded shut, wrapped in sheets of expended uranium, dropped half a mile down in a salt mine, wedged under a granite boulder, buried under sixteen tons of fast-drying cement, and the shaft sealed with a steel cap. Plus, we put a sticker on the seal: No entry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Dude, where's my car? Somebody save me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Having problems with the killer bunnies? But its so soft! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 You know after we fuck, I'm supposed to take the penis back. Shut up or I'm sending Gay-son Isaacs after you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 So what did you think of my last post in the orgy? I just wanted a pretty girl to like me! Was that so wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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