I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to keep movies from the library that I need to return in my purse and then go into a Walmart.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed quote lines I read in fanfics to my boyfriend.

[Guest lightgoddess]

I am no longer allowed to give children permanent markers and tell them its okay to draw tattoos on each other.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to ask other people how that one person knows who I am.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to pull a "bridezilla' (being that I've been married for almost a year)

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to prance around my house in my wedding dress.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to look utterly terrified whenever anyone brings up the subject of marriage to me.

(That was actually going on for the whole time I was dating my first girlfriends, then for the last 3 months I've been with my currant boyfriend. Okay, 6 months... oish!)

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to sneak up behind Pixagi and whisper, "You really should think about getting married."

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to laugh maniacally when Melody tortures Pixagi with thoughts of tying the knot.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to encourage Nanaea to join into the fun with Pixagi by having her sing "Here comes the bride" whenever Pixagi is nearby.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to throw rice at Pixagi when she leaves her house while Nanaea hums "Here comes the Bride" and Melody weeps silent tears of joy.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to get Agaib to dress as a ring bearer and follow Pixagi around as Polywolly throws rice, I weep, and Nanaea hums, "Here comes the bride!"

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to bribe Redsliver to pose as a minister who follows Pixagoi around while Agaib bears the ring, I throw rice, Melody weeps, and Nanaea hums, "Here Comes the Bride."

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to accept a half dozen donuts as payment from polywolly to dress up as a minister who follows Pixagi around while Agaib bears the ring, polywolly throws rice, Melody weeps, and Nanaea hums, "Here Comes the Bride."

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

... I am no longer allowed to find the addresses of my tormentors and go Jay and Silent Bob on them.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to take a sip of something while reading this thread.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to offer Soulsearcher a drink when she's on this forum.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to take any beverages from pixagi, especially the fermented kind, while on this forum.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to plot ways to get Soulsearcher liquered up.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to try out anything reccommended on here as fun ... darn Snapybot.

(I have now been playing with him for almost an hour.)

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to tell Soulsearcher to fondle the snapybot

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to let Agaib give me ideas about what to do to the Snapybot.

[Guest Lord Havoc]

I am no longer allowed to... ah hell, who am I kidding, I can do anything I want...

Agaib, tell Soul she's still allowed to fondle me, her husband...

Got one- I am no longer allowed to try and drown Republicans in mayonnaise

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to help Lord Havoc carry them off in big plastic bags.

[Guest Lord Havoc]

Dude, I'm an enviromentalist...

We use recycled paper bags!

I am no longer allowed to abuse the smilies