Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to say, "Really? That's not what your mom says!" whenever someone brags about their sexual abilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to throw glitter at people who annoy me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to hit on female Hisidic(sp?) Jews on my block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to scream "BAMF" at work and look surprised when i don't disappear in a puff of smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sell people bottles of tap water tinted blue and tell them it's "Healthy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 i am no longer allowed to yell "YARRRR... MUTINY!" when my boss walks into the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to yell, "BEWARE OF DAZZ THE PIRATE!" whenever I come onto the boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to drink wine on an empty stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to watch the History Channel for eight hours straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed in the fish pond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed laugh at others misfortune (Unless I hate them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to eat that many breadsticks in one sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to wipe my mouth with someone elses sleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to move as my kitten has fallen asleep on my legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to answer the phone by screaming, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to refer to coffee as an essential part of a healthy diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to answer my phone, "House of Lords, God speaking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to make extensive charts showing that coffee is indeed at the bottom of the food pyramid and then sell them to Poly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to try out the things that others are no longer allowed to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to go to Target with a credit card on my person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to go to Riverdance shows and yell, "Why don't you idiots move your arms?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 LOL! I am no longer allowed to put tape on my cat's paws. hee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to leave the boards because obviously that's when everyone else shows up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to ignore my family in favor of the boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 (oooh... I do that too...) I am no longer to tell my husband to go play while I'm on the boards... it's cutting down on our "us" time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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