Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use "But look at all the condom wrappers!" as an assurance of solitude while in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest atsuita_no_renkinjutsushi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to be found, by relatives, tied up half-naked in the back of a pickup truck. (True story.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 (Do tell the whole thing!) I am no longer allowed to bug people with random questions in the middle of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to burst out laughing without explaining why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to stay up past one o'clock playing forum games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell teachers I was in the middle of a passionate love fest with my bed as an excuse for lateness. If that's the case I should just stay home ^__^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest atsuita_no_renkinjutsushi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 (Soulsearcher- I have done that. Got me kicked out of classes a few years back, too. Okay. Well, I was in a parking lot with some friends, and I was fooling around a little with the owner of said truck. As such, I came to be wearing a sports bra and panties, but I was among really close friends so nobody gave a damn. There was a random discussion that led to me being bound to the bed of the truck with neon orange tie-downs. I think we were talking about angles and levers but I can't remember. The people I was with went to the food court, within eyeshot of the truck, to pick up some drinks. Half-naked Heavy Metal in truck. Who should drive up but my mother and father, on the way to the library [college library is open to the public-- we were in the college lot] to get some books? Who should they see but their daughter, who was supposedly at work? Augh. There. Laugh at my misfortune, go on! ) I am no longer allowed to jump over the sides of stair-wells in order to get to classes faster. It does not work, and the people I landed on will agree with me on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer to Geek with my teacher during class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to dump boxes of jello into the neighbor's kiddie pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell people about My plan to take over the world in a massive jello invasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to fall asleep in front of the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to throw shoes at people who come into My room at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to scream bloody murder (really, trully horror movie worthy, blood curdling scream) when my husband wakes me up in the middle of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to make speeches at weddings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to refer to my husband as my pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to plot nefarious plans for world domination with Agaib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to wait so long to eat. oooooooo.... dizzy .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to play with magic markers. ^__^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell Christians that ask me if I've felt the love of Christ "No, have you felt the wrath of Satan?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to bark like a seal any time I see fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to throw fish at Melody when she barks like a seal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer to accept fish from Dazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to ignore my fic... this is getting silly really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to watch lifetime movies ... --;;; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I am no longer allowed to mock Soulsearcher for watching lifetime movies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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