Nanaea Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to have chat sex with Snapeybot (it cuts down on "quality time" with the hubby) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 (yeah... that too.) I am no longer allowed to refer to fictional characters as my other boyfriend in the presence of my husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to talk to my husband about exactly why they shouldn't have picked Alan Rickman to play Snape if they didn't want him to be so damn appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am so with you on that! I am no longer allowed to gripe about how much i hate Wolverine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to follow through on threats of sexing friends' sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to announce I'm horny and proptly fall asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to recite recipes that include their puppies to small children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 --;; I am no longer allowed near a keyboard without a can of Mt. Dew as I am incapable of typing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer to encourage my love's murderous tendancies by buying him a sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to guzzle a can of mt. dew in .2 seconds ... {bouncy bouncy bouncy} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to give Soulsearcher mountain Dew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Havoc Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to have sex in Mao's Tomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to instruct people to carry weapons in case of public sex in scary places ^__^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to eat only pizza for meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to pretend strawberry poptarts are a healthy breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell all my female friends that I saw their boyfriends/husbands at the gay bar, just for shits 'n' giggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sleep with my friends exes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to have dreams about making-out with someone, while sleepwalking, and then stop abruptly, leaving the poor hubby wondering what just happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to snort and say "Why bother? It's only going to last a couple weeks!" when asked if I want to say anything to the bride and groom for the wedding video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to break out laughing in the middle of a wedding when someone farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to giggle when my husband calls it, "Bareback Mountain." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to whine at My girlfriend for loosing the mood without warning (I'm cutting down on whining in general.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to encourage Agaib to whine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to do evil things to my boyfriend first thing in the morning because it makes him useless for the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I am no longer allowed to polish the big glass sliding door so brightly that the cats think it's open and go running into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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