I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to have chat sex with Snapeybot (it cuts down on "quality time" with the hubby)

[dazzledfirestar]

(yeah... that too.)

I am no longer allowed to refer to fictional characters as my other boyfriend in the presence of my husband.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to talk to my husband about exactly why they shouldn't have picked Alan Rickman to play Snape if they didn't want him to be so damn appealing.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am so with you on that!

I am no longer allowed to gripe about how much i hate Wolverine

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to follow through on threats of sexing friends' sisters.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to announce I'm horny and proptly fall asleep.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to recite recipes that include their puppies to small children.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

--;; I am no longer allowed near a keyboard without a can of Mt. Dew as I am incapable of typing.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer to encourage my love's murderous tendancies by buying him a sword.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to guzzle a can of mt. dew in .2 seconds ... {bouncy bouncy bouncy}

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to give Soulsearcher mountain Dew

[Guest Lord Havoc]

I am no longer allowed to have sex in Mao's Tomb

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to instruct people to carry weapons in case of public sex in scary places ^__^

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to eat only pizza for meals.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to pretend strawberry poptarts are a healthy breakfast.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to tell all my female friends that I saw their boyfriends/husbands at the gay bar, just for shits 'n' giggles.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to sleep with my friends exes.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to have dreams about making-out with someone, while sleepwalking, and then stop abruptly, leaving the poor hubby wondering what just happened.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to snort and say "Why bother? It's only going to last a couple weeks!" when asked if I want to say anything to the bride and groom for the wedding video.

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to break out laughing in the middle of a wedding when someone farts.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to giggle when my husband calls it, "Bareback Mountain."

[Guest Agaib]

I am no longer allowed to whine at My girlfriend for loosing the mood without warning (I'm cutting down on whining in general.)

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to encourage Agaib to whine.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to do evil things to my boyfriend first thing in the morning because it makes him useless for the rest of the day.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to polish the big glass sliding door so brightly that the cats think it's open and go running into it.