Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use "Well i didn't get fat from climbin' stairs!" as an excuse to use the staff elevator. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to kick people in the groin, just because they ask me questions for which I don't have the answers. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell people I'm 24 (its my birthday today... I'm 25 now... ) Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to wish people happy birthday by offering sexual favors Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell Agaib it's my birthday. (BTW? Happy Birthday Dazz!) Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to ask if it happens to be someone's birthday. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to offer sexual favors instead of playing my bills. Quote
polywolly Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to pretend I don't speak English by saying, "I'm sorry, but I don't speak English," in English. Quote
Guest arora Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 i am not longer permited to take my camera with me when the guys and i go to singapore on a port call. wives do not have the right to know where the STD came from. Quote
Nanaea Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to leave my erotic anthologies out on my nightstand. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to leave my riding crop hanging over my bed. But the YAOI Paddle is O.K. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to bitch in restaurants that the tunafish are ruining the taste of my dolphin sandwich. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to be within a hundred feet of a church or playground Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell small children that their parents have sold them because they no longer love them. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to point out to my husband that, no, indeed he does not look just like Colin Farrell. Apparently that's not what he wanted to hear Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell my father that he's infantile even though he is. Quote
Guest Chaotic Angel Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to liven up my boring classes by reading the smutty parts of my romance novels out loud. Quote
Guest arora Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 i am banned from wearing silk anything in the hanger. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to eat at Wendy's Quote
redsliver Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to have sex on my roommate's bed because my room's a mess and I think the girl will split when she smells the laundry. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use abandoned public bathrooms to fool around Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to own a myspace. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell "Doctor Who" jokes that in any way, shape, or form, begin with "Knock, Knock." Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to dare people to flame Me just because I'm bored Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to flame people, just because they're bored. Quote
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