polywolly Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to refer to my schedule as "the epitome of ass backwards in numbers, with a colon." Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to make midnight trips to seven eleven for snacks Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I'm no longer allowed into mall washrooms unless everyone has left first. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to randomly ask people if they would be upset if I *insert violent action here* Quote
WotanAnubis Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell the truth when a person is clearly fishing for a compliment. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell people about My personal life without warning Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to brag about my oral sex abilities to rooms full of strangers. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to describe My sexual fantasies over the intercom Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to hit, smack, slap, punch, kick or commit any other act of abuse against my friends no matter how stupid I think they're being and how painful I think stupidity should be. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to open up playstations to fix them. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell people that Santa Clause fell off their roof and died so next Christmas will suck and it's all their fault. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell people I pushed Santa off of pixagi's roof Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to call Easter "Happy Jesus Zombie Day!" Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to ask to kiss the bride for the groom if he's nervious Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 that's brilliant! I am no longer allowed to ask my boss if she's fucking stupid. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell little kids an angel gets AIDS every time they loose a game. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use PMS as an excuse not to go to work Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell elementary school kids what their parents do at night Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to shop online. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to order sex toys for family members Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to walk up to total stranger and scream, "MY LIFE IS RUINED AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" Quote
polywolly Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to quote South Park or Family Guy at family gathering. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I'm no longer allowed out without my collar and leash Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell people exactly what I think of them Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to eat "see-food" Quote
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