Leonhart29 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Posted March 24, 2007 I am no longer allowed to tell my kids "because I said so" when they ask why they're on poop patrol.
redsliver Posted March 25, 2007 Report Posted March 25, 2007 I am no longer allowed to drink red bull at 3 am without a damned good reason.
Leonhart29 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Posted March 25, 2007 I am no longer allowed to have a shitty phone line.
redsliver Posted March 27, 2007 Report Posted March 27, 2007 I am no longer allowed to put off updating the Where Are They Now? for five updates.
Guest echtrae Posted March 27, 2007 Report Posted March 27, 2007 I am no longer allowed to suggest a weekend getaway with the kids.
Leonhart29 Posted March 27, 2007 Report Posted March 27, 2007 I am no longer allowed to think that after a three month absence I can jump into a kick boxing class and keep up.
redsliver Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 I am no longer allowed to get so little sleep for a whole week and tap out during my favorite kind of fun.
Leonhart29 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 I am no longer allowed to assume that a check up is a check up and not an excuse for my doctor to make more money with pointless tests.
redsliver Posted March 31, 2007 Report Posted March 31, 2007 I am no longer allowed to stare a blinking cursor for an hour with the Rolling Stones Dead Flowers on repeat trying to get another word out.
Leonhart29 Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 I am no longer allowed to pester my family with never ending jokes just because I'm lonely for one night.
Nanaea Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 I am no longer allowed to stay up past midnight making carob bunnies for the kids easter baskets (no caffeine, no dairy).
redsliver Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 I am no longer forget my promise not to let as many orgy updates go through without taking care of the where are they now thread as I did over the last two days.
dazzledfirestar Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 I am no longer allowed to assume that I know anything about my own body (at least according to several nurses and techs).
Leonhart29 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 I am no longer allowed to get so little sleep that I fall into a daze at my desk.
Leonhart29 Posted April 7, 2007 Report Posted April 7, 2007 I am no longer allowed to think that dogs will not chew through my phone line.
Hermione Malfoy Posted April 7, 2007 Report Posted April 7, 2007 I am no longer allowed to dream of being a mother.
Leonhart29 Posted April 7, 2007 Report Posted April 7, 2007 I am no longer allowed to put up my winter clothes until somewhere around June.
redsliver Posted April 10, 2007 Report Posted April 10, 2007 I am no longer allowed to study and cram for todays exam.
Leonhart29 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 I am no longer allowed to take my safety for granted.
Guest echtrae Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 I am no longer allowed to stay up half the night reading webcomics, particularly when I have to work the next day.
Leonhart29 Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 I am no longer allowed to assume that my mother has a small percentage of sanity running through her head.
Shaduan Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 I'm no longer allowed to spontaneously start a chorus of "Spam spam spam" at work, even if everyone DOES know the skit.
redsliver Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 I am no longer allowed to run the gas tank near dry before every fill up.
DarkCabaret Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 I am no longer allowed to put fabric softener on my mom's clothes.
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