quamp Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 ... people who are clinically insane, because they're the only ones who would take it up. Having a 5-kiloton rocket strapped to one's car in bumper-to-bumper traffic ____________________. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 would be a sure attention getter once it is lit up. If nothing else, the people in back are ____________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 excellent crash pillows for those in the front. The dry cleaning bill will be _____________________________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 horrendous, but the entertainment value should be quite high. From there the story will continue as ______________________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 a high budget porn. Video of the misdeeds ended up on the internet causing global _______________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 sessions of orgy fucking and isolated incidents of masturbation. Experts questioned if the two were really _____________________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 bad things. The experts said it was a difficult judgment but ________________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 have determined that a global orgy wasn't good for the economy. This determination was based upon ____________________ Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 the status of the global wet-wipe reserves. As a correlating index, they reported the status of_______ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 masturbation to be much less frequent than what the reality of it truly is. And in that direction we have __________________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 a stripper factory and a beer volcano. All you need to do to get there is ____________________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 hop onto one of these convenient golf carts and you will be taken to Heaven on Earth. But unlike actual Heaven, you get to _____________________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 fuck and drink. Its really more of a Heaven ____________________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 than the mythical one you imagine for your afterlife. If you have any questions, feel free to _____________________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 spank the hostess. Its ok she'll get you _____________________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 in return later, when you least expect it. And don't forget to tip the __________________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 bartenders. They tend to put things in _______________________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 your drinks if you don't. Some of the things that they've put in are _____________________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 ninjas and spit. Ninjas find it easy to hide in ______________________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 the taller glasses with the umbrellas. But what ever you do, don't ______________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 get something with coke in it, blackness is their home. If you get a chick ninja, protect _____________________ Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 the vital danglys first. That is their prime target for __________________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 they are as insatiable as they are deadly. The problem with ninja chicks is they are so stealthy you don't _______________ Quote
Nanaea Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Know they're there until you come. But who cares about that when ___________ Quote
redsliver Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 you end up with an Asian chick between your thighs. Asian girls have been getting a lot of attention from horny nerds lately, even in spite of ______________________________ Quote
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