redsliver Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 erections, erections and alien dissections. Isn't that just like those ___________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 --editions of alien movies you never see but where you would see what the aliens do before they begin the dissections? I tell you, man- it's enough to make a guy's-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 sack crawl up and hide. Quit playing peek-a-boo with your ______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 ... trouser snake. Instead, play _______________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 ...suck out the poison. Of course, you have to pretend that i was bit _________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 by a trouser snake. I ought to slap you for _____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 __being one to blatantly play with snakes. Wait-- Now you're telling me that you're going to throw yourself in a PIT of trouser snakes and__ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 and come out looking like the inside of an Oreo. So many trouser snakes, so little __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 time with the weed whacker. Give me a willing man and I'll give you ___________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 ... company in being a willing man. Give me a willing woman and I'll give you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 herpes. Give me a stable and I'll give you ______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 A fast pony ride. If I say boxers you say _______. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 overdressed. Have you seen my pants, I think you threw them __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 ? Clearly you jest, by 19 you can ______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Cross your eyes and pat your belly. Given the fact that I'm a woman you would think that I'd ________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 not be able to leave the house because your tits are too distracting, Surely women are strong creatures because they don't spend every minute with ____________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 A vibrator on full blast. Men can be a bit weak when faced with _________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 gadgets. Of course, I don't mean the kind that___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Actually work. Those types of gadgets can only be found ________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 ... In retail stores as demo models. The ones that you can actually purchase, however, always.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 manage to break 1 day after warranty. Shame women can't come with a money back guarantee, it would make the world a ____________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Happier place for the men. If men came with the same money back guarantee women would be_____. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 ordering them like NetFlix. Keep for as long as you want, return, we'll send more. Of course, the problem would be the shipping container and __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 the food bill that ensues until the women get tired of that particualr model. Poking air holes in the return shipping container would ensure that ________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 the package lives long enough to starve to death. I think we need a different way to __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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