Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest echtrae]

eating a hockey stick without barbque sauce is unappetizing.

We roasting hockey sticks, turn slowly and ____________________

[redsliver]

use a charcoal grill.

Propane imparts a flavour that just does not _________________

[Guest echtrae]

contain the same flavor.

For best results, be sure to _____________________

[quamp]

... slow-roast with mesquite. That's what we Texans do.

Failing that, one should try...

[Guest echtrae]

to use a lot of mesquite flavored barbque sauce.

Be sure to cook until tender and _________________

[quamp]

... watch out for splinters.

Once lodged in your teeth, splitners can...

[Guest echtrae]

cause toof decay.

Perhaps that is why so many hockey players ___________________

[StoryJunkie]

have lots of girlfriends inspite of the lack of dental hardware.

One wouldn't think that ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

large gaps in the dental row would be much of a turn on.

It does appear to work for ____________________

[redsliver]

Old women with kneepads.

That's a mental image I wasn't hoping __________________

[Guest echtrae]

for this early in the morning.

The damage is done and there ________________________

[quamp]

... the psychiatry bills will be forwarded to Redsilver.

Of course, he's as likely to pay them as...

[Guest echtrae]

wipe his ass with them.

Now that we have broken the seal on defecation, we'll _____________

[Keith Inc.]

shit or get off the pot.

And to further the metaphor, let's all_____________

[Guest echtrae]

drop trou and squat.

This is sure to disgust some, but ___________________

[StoryJunkie]

Not anyone who grew up with a nurse for a mother.

One wonders if the circumstances of youth___________________

[Keith Inc.]

automatically help or hinder our development.

The short answer is found in the way___________

[StoryJunkie]

we were spanked.

Sometimes, we were spanked while____________

[Guest echtrae]

we were bad and other times for fun.

But out of all of this, the spanker gets _______________

[redsliver]

a marvelous tip.

15% just isn't enough for your spanker, anything less than _______________

[Guest echtrae]

10% and you're likely to get a rude surprise.

And if you truly enjoyed your experience, be sure to ________________

[capcomfreak4life]

__tip the whipper on the way out.

But if you're caught free-loading in the brothel you___

[quamp]

... better run like hell or have a lot of money with you.

If caught, you're likely to be...

[redsliver]

faced with two choices.

Either stand and fight or _______________________

[dest]

lay down and fake dead.

Pretend you're dead until ___________