Finish The Sentence Game.

[Keith Inc.]

....really involved thank-you notes.

Answering the thank you notes leads to_________

[Guest echtrae]

more frumpy wives.

Which is fine, provided ____________________--

[StoryJunkie]

beneath the frumpiness lies a tiger.

That way__________________

[Guest echtrae]

the claws that catch are less glinty.

Only this and ___________________

[redsliver]

makes me wear funny fur hats.

Crazy Russians with their leprechauns and potato famine, why don't they _____________

[quamp]

... they realize that the Irish were responsible for leprechauns and the potato famine, not Russians!

Getting your facts wrong will invariably lead to...

[Leonhart29]

...someone rubbing your nose in it.

When your nose is deep in it you should always....

[Guest echtrae]

exhale.

Otherwise they claim that your skull is ________________

[quamp]

... filled with the stuff.

Now for something completely different. We have...

[Leonhart29]

A woman who weighs the same as a duck.

If you weigh as much as a duck then you are....

[Nanaea]

A witch! A witch I tell you!

Of course, then now we have to _________

[Leonhart29]

Chuck her in the water and see if she floats or sinks.

If she floats then...

[Nanaea]

She's a witch! A witch I tell you! BURN her!

But if she sinks, then ________

[Guest echtrae]

bless her heart, she was telling the truth after all.

And if she sings while down, she's ______________

[Leonhart29]

Really talented.

Speaking of talent, my best one is ....

[Guest echtrae]

the over the shoulder boulder holder.

But don't stand too close, because _________________

[Leonhart29]

If that strap breaks your eye will be black.

After the bouncing stops the .....

[Guest echtrae]

fun is over and the sleeping begins.

But does such a thing really cause ________________

[Leonhart29]

the world to go round?

The pure and simple fact of existance is __________

[Guest echtrae]

that there will be a tomorrow.

But how does one prove ________________

[Leonhart29]

that we're all actually here and not a figment of something's imagination.

Dreams are made of __________

[Guest echtrae]

whispers and heartburn.

Catching a dream is like _______________

[Leonhart29]

Spinning a spider web with glue and dust.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood ______

[Guest echtrae]

would it really masturbate in front of the zoo crowd?

Pictures of the masturbating woodchuck go for ______________________

[Leonhart29]

$1,000,000 on the rodent black market.

Another huge hit on that black market is_______