Guilty Or Not Guilty

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty.

Burped while kissing someone.

[Nanaea]

Not guilty, although I've been on the other side of that coin.

Slept in the same bed with someone that you were attracted to without having sex (brownie points if you were both naked all night). Someone you live(d) with doesn't count.

[Guest Zimarah]

Not guilty. Only my husband.

Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty... still don't actually know for sure... Mike maybe... or Jon?? hmmm....

Has chopped down a tree

[quamp]

Well... kinda sorta. I chopped out the roots on a tree in my grandmother's tree-crowded yard to move to a yard that had no trees in it.

Has had their zodiac chart done.

[Guest SweetMisery1]

not guilty

Has had trouble deciding who to spill secrets to

[Guest Zimarah]

Not guilty. It's more like who not to spill secrets to. I'm horrible for that.

Has lied to their doctor.

[redsliver]

Not guilty

Has stolen a glass, dish or silverware from a restaurant.

[Nanaea]

Guilty, sorta.... Do cloth napkins count? 'Cause I ended up with one from Outback...it was unintentional though....

Slept with your best friend's ex?

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty. so not crossing that line!

Has been a victim of the random number ticket system (wait in line for a number then they pull a number to start from.)

[quamp]

Not guilty.

Has supported an anti-censorship group.

[redsliver]

Not guilty, mostly out of laziness, I'd never under any circumstances support censorship.

Has censored someone else's work.

[redsliver]

Not guilty, mostly out of laziness, I'd never under any circumstances support censorship.

Has censored someone else's work.

[Guest arora]

once, kinda it was more like intence editing because sometimes less is more and sometimes you just don't want to go there.

has ever gottten lost in a city that you did not speak the language.

[quamp]

Well... I once got lost in the Hispanic section of my city. I didn't speak Spanish then (I do now,) and nobody around me spoke English.

Gotten drunk while underage. (I think very few people will be able to say not guilty to this one.)

[Guest Princess Koriand'r]

Guilty. When I was 13 I looked 20. That was just asking for trouble.

Lied about the sex when it was over.

[redsliver]

Guilty, pretty uncomfortable position and I still said it was the best ever because that's what she wanted to hear. But as they sex, good sex is great, bad sex is still pretty good.

Has poured a drink over someone's head. Gatorade on a football coach or similar does not count.

[quamp]

Not guilty, although I've had several people pour drinks on me (three of them were people I hadn't even met before or talked to before they dumped their drink on me!)

Has gone on a trip with someone for the purposes of sex.

[Guest Princess Koriand'r]

Not Guilty. Hell, the way crime is now and how crazy people are would make me think twice about going anywhere with anyone. Don't want to end up dead, naked and cut up in someone's freezer.

Walked in on someone doing the naughty...parents don't count!

[StoryJunkie]

n/g, unless dog weddings count. or squirrel weddings. Man, those squirrels were crazy. Cats too. But darn, those primates are elusive.

Cooked a meal wrong on purpose just so that you could order something in.

[Guest Zimarah]

Not Guilty. I don't need to plan ahead to ruin a meal. It just happens!

Reads the tabloids.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not Guilty. I just don't get tabloids...

Has dropped something on purpose so they could give someone the "good view".

[quamp]

Not guilty. Then again, there really isn't a "good view" on me.

Donated something valuable (worth more than $100 or equiv.) to a charity.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... but I'm poor and I give my time and energy.

Has given money to avoid volunteering

[redsliver]

Not guilty, if I want to avoid volunteering I don't need to make myself feel better with a donation.

Has said no to a girl (10 or under) scout selling cookies door to door.